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Short valid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The valid humour may include short proper jokes also.

  1. Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  2. Now that Facebook changed their name to Meta, FAANG is not longer a valid abbreviation of the biggest 5 tech companies. I'd like to suggest MANGA
  3. Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes?
    Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af
    Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car
  4. I recently learned that anecdotal evidence is not scientifically valid A few friends told me how badly it went for them.
  5. It's not graverobbing! It's a system of mining grave yards to determine the validity of transactions. It's a new way of thinking of money! I call it crypt-o-currency.
  6. I always said "Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore.
  7. Someone asked me to validate their parking So I said, "You did a very good job. I am very proud of you."
    ^^I'm ^^sorry. ^^I ^^actually ^^said ^^that ^^to ^^someone ^^at ^^work ^^today.
  8. They've finally reached a Covid Stimulus deal! It includes a direct payment of $40 in Kohl's Cash that will be valid from January 3 - January 7, 2021.
  9. "Jesus, I've come to you for redemption," I pleaded. "Sorry sir, that coupon is no longer valid," said the Mexican store keeper.
  10. The main problem with the internet is that there is no way to validate most facts Abraham Lincoln. 1865

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Valid One Liners

Which valid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with valid? I can suggest the ones about correct and safe.

  1. "Dress for the job you want," they said. Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option.
  2. What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes
  3. Ignorance of the law is not a valid defense… unless you're the president
  4. What do they call American Liberty in Israel? A valid target.
  5. If an invalid makes a valid question, is it still a valid question
  6. PC culture is toxic and is destroying our freedom Macbooks just as valid of an option
  7. Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because your need for validation is insane.
  8. Matthew is offering free one way tickets to miami Offer is only valid for black people...

Valid joke, Matthew is offering free one way tickets to miami

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about valid can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of valid puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Heartwarming Valid Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about valid you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean acceptable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make valid prank.

The Police Officer took my w**..., but as I had a valid prescription the Judge ordered it returned to me.

I was awarded Joint Custody.

Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you today?

Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you today?
Son: I just wanted to clear my doubt. I asked her a valid question for which she had no answer, so she took out her frustration by being violent.
Dad : What was the question?
Son: I asked her why 'bra' is singular when it covers two things & p**...' plural when it covers only one

The r**... advice hotline hung up on me today...

Apparently "How do I stop them from blowing a r**... whistle?" wasn't a valid question

My teacher asked me to write about a time I took a risk in life.

Apparently c**... isn't a valid answer.

My birthday was so beautiful

Even the cake was in Tiers
Obligatory cake day post :)
Hope you enjoy it.
I hope everyone is doing well during these tough times. Even if you're not, that is completely understandable and valid. Just know, that I may not know you, but I am supporting you. Sending you all a virtual hug. You may also have a slice of my cake :)

Did you hear of the American who robbed a bank in Latvia?

Turns out potatoes aren't a valid currency in the US.

If you could possess any super power, which one would you choose?

Cold war Russia is not a valid choice.

Occam's Disposable Razor

When given multiple equally valid choices, choose the one that costs the least money.

Name Change

A guy goes to the municipal authorities asking to change his name.
- You, Sir, need to have a serious reason to change your name, what's yours?
- Well, my name is John Shitson.
- Oh, I see, it's a valid reason. So, what do you want to change your name to?
- Peter Shitson.

Someone once asked me how I view homosexual relationships

I guess HD wasn't a valid answer

I don't get why people don't see being a hitman as a valid job,

I mean, they make a killing off of it.

(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Valid joke, (Music Theory) Why do composers win debates?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these valid jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.