Valet Jokes
29 valet jokes and hilarious valet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about valet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Valet Short Jokes
Short valet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The valet humour may include short vaulter jokes also.
- Man: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen.
- My dad was trembling when I told him me and my brother had gotten hired as valets. I guess he really didn't like the idea of having parking sons.
- Woman: Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me. All my sons want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Looks like you have Parking Sons Disease.
- Doctor, doctor . . . All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease.
- I hated working as a valet at the anti-vaxxer convention. all i got was bunch of measly tips!
- someone tried to tell stan lee this joke during his panel at comic con this week end what do you call spiderman when he quits the daily bugal and starts working as a valet?
peter PARKER.
- Doc, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doc: Wow! That's the worst case of parking sons' disease I've ever seen!
- I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me.
- A dad drives his Honda to the casino The Valet says, Good evening Sir, we'll take it from here.
To which the man replies, No thanks, I'll do it on my own Accord. - I'm never staying at the Marriott again. When I pulled up to the front of the hotel some gang called "The Valets" tried to take my car.
Share These Valet Jokes With Friends
Valet One Liners
Which valet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with valet? I can suggest the ones about vulture and shuttle.
- What would you call Spider Man if he was a valet? Peter Parker
- What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet.
- Working as a Valet has its perks... You get in a lot of cardio
- The boys got hired at their dad's valet business. Now he has parkinsons.
- What do you call your friendly neighborhood valet? Peter Parker.
- I started a Valet Service with my Brother.. We named our Company 'Parking Sons.'
- You gotta hand it to the valet... How else are you gonna get your car back?
- Which superhero runs their own valet service? Peter Parker
- What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet? A Peter Parker
- What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot.
- Why valet parking workers sound like piggy banks when they run? Supplemental income
- What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat
- If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have "valet Parkinson's" disease
Valet Parking Jokes
Here is a list of funny valet parking jokes and even better valet parking puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Doctor, doctor . . . All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! **Doctor:** " Sounds like a really bad case of *parking sons disease* "

Cheerful Fun Valet Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about valet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean villa jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make valet pranks.
Two men and two women are on a train.
There is a mother and daughter on their way to have a holiday, and there is an old general and his valet, a young sergeant. The train goes through a tunnel, and everything is dark. There is a *mwsshk!* and a *s**...!* and the train leaves the tunnel.
The mother thinks, "that young man stole a kiss from my daughter and got slapped for it!"
The daughter thinks, "that young man tried to kiss me, and kissed my mother by mistake!"
The general thinks, "that upstart pup steals a kiss and I get slapped for it."
The sergeant thinks, "not bad! I just kiss my hand and get to slap the general, and here comes another tunnel!"
Parkinsons disease
If your brother and you work as a valet then has your father parkinsons?
I got a job as valet down at the hospital
The best part about it, is that I'm gonna be able to work my way up the chain. It goes Valet-Valet Supervisor.. and somewhere at the end I'll be a doctor!
