Valentines Day Single Jokes
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- If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday.
First time posting, please be gentle. - If someone who hates Christmas is called a Grinch... what do you call someone who hates Valentine's Day?
Single. - Can any redditor change a lightbulb on Valentine's Day? Yes, since it needs only a single one to do it.
- If guys in relationships celebrate Valentines's Day, what do single guys celebrate? Palm Sunday.
- What song do singles listen to on both Halloween and Valentine's day? "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
- My married friend told me, a single guy, to not worry about not getting any action on Valentine's Day Because married guys aren't getting anything either.
- PSA for singles on Valentines Day: Don't Drake and drive. You will end up at your ex's house.
- LPT: If you're single this weekend, remember... Name your hands and you'll have an instant t**...!
Happy Valentine's day!
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- How do single people honor valentine's day? By Celibating!
- What do you say to your single friends on Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day!
- If Valentine's Day is for lovers.. then Palm Sunday is for the single.
- If couples celebrate Valentine's Day, what do single men celebrate? Palm Sunday.
- What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day
- How do you know if someone is single on Valentine's Day? Don't worry they'll tell you
- So today is Valentine's Day..... But if you are single it is taco Tuesday
- What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day? To remind single people they are single.
- I saved a lot of money on valentines day this year by switching to single
- Single? Give your s**... partner a Valentine's Day treat by having a manicure.
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A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day
A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day. She is placing her items on the belt: a TV dinner, a soap opera digest, 3 bottles of wine, and 3 chocolate bars.
The clerk looks and her and says "I hate Valentines Day...what about you, you must be single right?"
"Yeah" she responds, "how did you know? Was it the stuff I'm buying?"
"Nah, you're ugly"
Valentine's Day for people who are single.
For people who are sad about being single: it's called Single Awareness Day
For people who are happy about being single: it's called Single Independence Day
For people who just don't care about being single: it's just called Thursday
For people like me: I call it Date With My Right Hand otherwise known as Everyday
Being single in valentines day its not painful
If yo dont have a partner in valentines day, then dont be sad..
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Not every people have Aids On Aids Day grin emoticon
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Being single in valentines day its not painful, BuT
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Not Having Mom In Mothers Day, its Really Painful