Vague Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vague jokes. There are some vague ambiguity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vague unclear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Fun Vague Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

My wife didn't understand why the Umbrella salesman was being so vague.

I had to remind her it's a shady business.

Why are military officers orders vague

Because they always talk in General terms

I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff...

It was a vague rant.

My interviewer asked me to describe myself in one word.

I replied vague

He asked, can you elaborate?

I said, yes.

Today's Horoscope:

"You are easily influenced by what you read and have the ability to make vague sentences somehow applicable to your own existence."

Rorschach humor

Heard joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

I could vaguely hear my neighbours arguing about reincarnation. I wanted to hear more.

So I killed myself and became a fly on the wall.

Vague joke, I could vaguely hear my neighbours arguing about reincarnation. I wanted to hear more.

A married couple walks into a bar and the husband asks for whatever is on tap and cheap...

...the bartender reaches for the cheap stuff and pours them Busch. They drink a little bit and seem satisfied as the wife asks her husband,

"What beer is this? Who makes it?"

The husband, unsure due to his vague order asks the bartender "Hey, who makes this beer? My wife is curious."

The bartender replies, "Anheuser-Busch."

The husband looks at the bartender with a stern confusion and shouts,

"She waxes, but that's not any of your business! But seriously, who makes this beer?"

Job Interviews

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me: I'm vague
Interviewer: Can you elaborate?
Me: Yeah

I think my brother is gambling somewhere in Nevada.

Vague guess.

Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...

You could say it was a vague rant.

You can explore vague undefined reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean vague moderator dad jokes. There are also vague puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I need help remembering a joke please.

The "intellectual" joke thread got me thinking about a joke I heard years ago which made me laugh. It requires knowing two languages (Spanish and French I think), but if you get it it's pretty funny. It's something to do with asking a question and the reply meaning two different things in the different languages. I'm sorry that's really vague but it's been years since I heard it!

What's the most vague job title in the army?

A general

I was recently told I was too vague by you know who... But...

You know the old saying...

Life is like a box of chocolates...

You have a vague assumption of what you're going to get but in the end you're always dissapointed.

One time a student asked me, "Hey Mister. What side of the country is the Specific Ocean on?"

I gave him a very vague answer.

Vague joke, One time a student asked me, "Hey Mister. What side of the country is the Specific Ocean on?"

Sometimes, people say that I'm too vague.

But you know the famous saying...

If I had a dollar for everytime I said something vague...

...I'd have some money

This man started shouting at me on the street yesterday, I didn't really catch most of what he was saying...

It was a vague rant.

What did the army say when they received a vague order?

"You're being too general!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vague technical puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vague detail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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