Vagina Jokes

Following is our collection of delicate humor and summa one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Vagina puns for adults, dirty tictac jokes or clean vagina teeth gags for kids.

There is an abundance of hairy jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on vagina. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any anus witze you can hear about vagina.

The Best jokes about Vagina

Vaginas are like the weather

If its wet, its time to go inside.

Vaginas are like the ocean.

One day I would like to see the ocean...

Why couldn't the vaginas participate in the golf tournament?

Because they weren't members.

What do vaginas and row boats have in common?

Both can't get anywhere without a few strokes

What do vaginas and schools have in common?

With both, kids regularly get shot inside.

I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies

Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose

Why are vaginas called beavers?

Because they eat wood!

Vaginas are like pistachios...

There's always a bad one.

P.S. - Your vagina is in the sink.

Dearest, I'm sorry, but I've thought things over and I just don't think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but I'm sorry, I've thought about it, and we just weren't meant to be.
P.S. - Your vagina is in the sink.

Vagina in the sink joke

A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that sheโ€™s not a virgin, but sheโ€™s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says,
โ€œHereโ€™s what you do โ€” buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.โ€

So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:

โ€œDearest, Iโ€™m sorry, but Iโ€™ve thought things over and I just donโ€™t think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but Iโ€™m sorry, Iโ€™ve thought about it, and we just werenโ€™t meant to be. P.S. โ€” Your vagina is in the sink.โ€

Put the peanut in the peanut hole joke

It's about putting the penis into a vagina.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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