The Best 71 Vader Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Vader Jokes and Puns

Darth Vader could never find love....

He was looking in Alderaan places.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

Why is Darth Vader so famous?

He was the first black man to admit he is the father.

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents…

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Vader joke, What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.

Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.

What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name?

Taxi Vader

How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask?

He's force fed.

What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?

*A Vader Cadaver*

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My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: "Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?"

Mom: "No, who?"
Daughter: "Ella, Ella Vader."

Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves...

Apparently they are a choking hazard.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.

Taxi Vader

Vader joke, Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.

Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?

In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and nasty for Vader to carry out Order 69.

You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask?

He claims to be your father.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black?

Because he keeps on saying "I am your father"

Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber.

It was a space in Vader.

why was darth vader arrested?

excessive use of force.

"Can I be frank with you?"

"Well okay, but only if I can be Darth Vader with you."

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

At the Darth Mall.

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What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?

Obi-wan then Obi lost.

Darth Vader was the first black guy to.....

admit that he's the father

When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.

But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.

Vader has a pretty sweet suit.

It must have cost at least an arm and a leg.

I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out.

I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.

Met a prostitute who said she'll do anything for $50...

Guess who just got Darth Vader unlocked...

Had a dream that I was playing as Darth Vader in Battlefront 2

Woke up and couldn't find my wallet.

How does Darth Vader know what he's getting for Christmas?

He feels his presents

(This is my only Christmas joke and I am deeply ashamed of that)

What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing

^^May ^^the ^^Fourth ^^be ^^with ^^you!

What did Vader say after he kills the Emperor?

Why so... Sidious

What do you call a sick Darth Vader?

Barf Vader

-Courtesy of my 6 year old nephew.

What instrument does Darth Vader play?

The rebel bass.

What do you call a nervous Darth Vader?

Panakin Skywalker

Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...

Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.

But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.

What's Darth Vader favourite measurement system?

The Imperial System

Why is he called Lord Vader?

Because when they called him Master Vader the stormtroopers giggled.

Darth Vader takes a trip to the clinic after having unprotected sex. What did his test results come back positive for?


Say what you will about Darth Vader

But his sister Ella really takes things to another level.

Why is it so hard to shop for Darth Vader for Christmas?

Because he can feel your presents.

If Darth Vader lived in America, where would he live?

The Empire State Building

Darth Vader always knew what Luke and Leia got him for Christmas, stating:

I've felt your presents

What did Darth Vader say when he went to a vegetarian restaurant?

"I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How did Darth Vader know what Luke bought him for Christmas?

He felt his ...presence

What do you call a stressed Darth Vader?

Panickin Skywalker.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was going to get him for Father's Day?

He sensed his presents

How does Darth Vader greet visitors to Disneyland?

Welcome to the Park side.

If Darth Vader was frozen in Carbonite

He would be Mannaquin Skywalker

Why is Darth Vader such a spoilsport at Christmas?

Because he feels everyone's presents.

Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife.

Ella wasn't great at conquering planets but she did make it easier to navigate the Death Star.

How does Darth Vader eat with a mask on?

He force feeds himself.

Roses Are Red

Roses are red,

I like Darth Vader.

Poetry is hard,


You know Darth Vader actually did get married.

Even though he's kind of a downer she's much more uplifting… her name is Ella

Darth Vader walks into a record store

Darth Vader walks into a record store and asks if they have a copy of George Michael's first studio album. The clerk says they are sold out, to which Vader responds - I find your lack of Faith disturbing!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents

My toddler was watching The Empire Strikes Back today…

My wife sent a picture to the family WhatsApp of him watching Luke duel Vader captioned 'Learning the art of the light saber!' to which I responded:

'By the end of that fight he will probably be twice as handy as Luke…'

Why was Vader called Darth vader or Lord vader?

Cause when someone called him master vader all the stormtroopers laughed

Why isn't Darth Vader married?

He is strong in divorce.

What is Darth Vader's daughter's name?

Ella Vader

Did you know that Darth Vader had a wife?

Her name was Ella.

My clothing store is using a life sized Darth Vader figurine to model their clothing line

I, for one, really enjoy mannequin skywalker

(from my 11 yo) What does Darth Vader say after cutting someone's head off with a lightsaber?

"I find your lack of face disturbing."

Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas."

Luke Skywalker: "How could you possibly know?"

DV: "I have felt your presents."

An old Harry Potter joke

Voldemort goes and knocks on Snape's door.

Who is it?

Voldemort: THE DARK LORD!!

Snape: Sauron?

Voldemort: No no, the other one

Snape: Vader?

Voldemort, irritated, thunders: THE ONE YOU FEAR THE MOST!!

Snape, confused: Hermione??

you ever hear about Darth Vader's other daughter, Ella Vader?

She's really going up in the world.

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