Vaccum Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Stupid one liners everyone should know

I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust.

I used a vaccum cleaner inside of an elevator

It sucked on so many levels...

My vaccume cleaner sucks because it doesn't suck...

Unlike my other vaccume cleaner, which doesn't suck because it sucks.

(co-writing credit to smarties pants u/lord_of_the_realm)

I hate my dodgy household appliances...

My hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows.

What are the funniest vaccum jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Vaccum? Well, here are the best Vaccum puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Vaccum pick up lines to share with friends.


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