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Growing up
I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children...
...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out r**....
I've never vaccinated any of my kids...
I just pay the pediatrician to do it.
Non vaccinated
I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years.
What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views.
And the other group is ISIS.
Someday when I am a parent, I will not vaccinate my kids...
I'll get a doctor to do it instead.
I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children.
They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!
Don't vaccinate your children!
Let a trained medical professional do it!
You should not vaccinate your children.
Get a health care professional to do it.
Vaccination awareness is rising
Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster
Danny and Kathy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage...
Then comes watching your child slowly die because you were too upper middle class to vaccinate them.
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I will never vaccinate my child.
I'd rather a doctor or nurse do it.
You don't have to vaccinate your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
Don't vaccinate your kids...
Smaller coffins cost less than bigger ones.
Vaccines
People that don't vaccinate their kids make me sick...
"Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?"
"I didn't want you to get autism, honey."
"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."
Vaccinated kids are more likely to develop autism
The unvaccinated die before they get the chance
I believe parents SHOULD NOT vaccinate their children.
They should bring them to a doctor just like anybody else.
Do you know why more vaccinated than unvaccinated children have autism?
Because you have to be alive to be autistic
Vaccinated babies are 10 times more likely to die from heart disease, cancer, and alzheimer's.
Keep kids from dying from old age, stop vaccinating today.
We should line up all the parents who do not vaccinate their children...
and push them off the edge of the earth
Vaccinated children have a higher chance of getting autism.
After all, you have to be alive to get autism.
I decided not to vaccinate my daughter...
I let the nurse do it instead; she's much more adept with a syringe.
Please, whatever you do, just don't vaccinate your kids. Seriously!
Let the doctors do it.
I've chosen not to vaccinate my kids...
I think it's better to let a professionel doctor handle that.
I told friends and family that i will never vaccinate my kids...
I'll let the doctor do it.
What do kids with autism get when you vaccinate them?
To live
Im not going to vaccinate my kids because its too dangerous
Id rather the doctors do it to ensure its done right
There are two things that never get old.
* Mocking people who don't vaccinate their kids.
* Their kids.
DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR KIDS!
Let the doctors do it ;They're the professionals 😃.
You don't have to vaccinate all your kids...
only the ones you want to keep.
Don't want your child but to late for an abortion?
Don't vaccinate them and wait 3-10 years
Only vaccinated kids will get this.
adulthood
A doctor asks her patient...
"Does it hurt?"
"Yes, a lot," the patient replies.
"Now," says the doctor, "shall we vaccinate that kid or do you want another walloping?"
Why should you not vaccinate your kids?
So they will live everyday as if it was their last
My mom didn't vaccinate my younger brother...
It's alright though, always wanted to be an only child.
I wanted to have a child for about 3 years.
That's why I chose not to vaccinate them
I vaccinated my brother a year ago, but it didn't work...
Still doesn't have autism.
I'm never going to vaccinate my children...
...I'll leave that to the doctors and nurses!
I would never vaccinate my own child because of all the complications
Thats why I leave it to the certified medical professionals to do it.
Yo momma is so s**......
... she single-handedly became a threat to literally millions of people by deciding not to vaccinate you or your siblings.
I don't vaccinate my jokes.
So they never get old.
I have decided that I will not vaccinate my children.
I think it should be done by a doctor with experience.
I didn't vaccinate my five kids
and both of them turned out fine.
I didnt vaccinate my 9 kids
He turned out fine.
did you know that more vaccinated people have autism then unvaccinated?
because the unvaccinated are dead.
I absolutely refuse to vaccinate my kids.
I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it.
Im not going to vaccinate my children, even if its "completely safe".
Im going to leave it to the doctor.
Best way to vaccinate the masses
Train all of the Amazon drivers to give it.
Everyone will have it by Saturday.
Thursday if you have Prime.
I won't vaccinate my kids.
I'll leave that to a professional.
People who vaccinate their kids are crazy!
h**... no, I didn't vaccinate my son! Are you out of your mind!? I had a doctor do it!
Just got vaccinated!
Nothing special really, but you do get tired and just want to go home and browse Internet Explorer or Edge.
Why do vaccinated people don't appreciate a Covid joke
They usually just don't get it
Let me just say that I'll NEVER vaccinate myself or my children!
I'll rather have a healthcare worker do that.
I will never vaccinate our children yelled my husband.
Why can't we just pay a doctor to do that like a normally family he said.
How can you know for sure whether someone is really vaccinated?
Ask them who won the election.
