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  1. Do you know why more vaccinated than unvaccinated children have autism? Because you have to be alive to be autistic
  2. TIL that children that don't get vaccines are actually less likely to be autistic Cause they're more likely to be dead.
  3. Vaccinated children have a higher chance of getting autism. After all, you have to be alive to get autism.
  4. Parents save more by not vaccinating their children Baby coffins aren't that expensive compared to the costs of raising a child.
  5. I have decided that I will not vaccinate my children. I think it should be done by a doctor with experience.
  6. We should line up all the parents who do not vaccinate their children... and push them off the edge of the earth
  7. Im not going to vaccinate my children, even if its "completely safe". Im going to leave it to the doctor.
  8. Let me just say that I'll NEVER vaccinate myself or my children! I'll rather have a healthcare worker do that.
  9. I came here to do two things: argue about science, and make sure my children don't get vaccinated. And I'm all out of children...
  10. I let my kids play only with the autistic children. That way I know for sure they've been vaccinated.

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Vaccinate Children One Liners

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  1. A friend of mine, a mother of four, refused to have her children vaccinated.
  2. Don't vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it!
  3. You don't have to vaccinate your children. Just the ones you want to keep.
  4. You should not vaccinate your children. Get a health care professional to do it.
  5. I'm never going to vaccinate my children... ...I'll leave that to the doctors and nurses!
  6. You should not vaccinate your children. You should have a medical professional do it.
  7. Children who don't get vaccinated will get less autism they will be dead instead
  8. Vaccines cause autism Sorry, I mean awetism! Children who live are just so precious!
  9. I didn't vaccinate children... And now I'm searching a new job as a doctor
  10. You don't need to vaccinate all of your children. Only those you wanna keep.
  11. I will never vaccinate my children I will have the doctor vaccinate my childrenw
  12. A friend of mine, a mother of four, had her children vaccinated and none are autistic.
  13. Do you know why more vaccinated than unvaccinated children have autism?
  14. I want to shoot children... ... with vaccinations.

The Funniest Vaccinate Children Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

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I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children...

...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out r**....

Non vaccinated

I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And the other group is ISIS.

I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children.

They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!

Girlfriend: we don't need to get our children vaccinated, we both had vaccines so they'll inherit the genes from us

What is the name of my f**... that makes me attracted to r**...?

I kind of understand where anti-vaxxers coming from.

They were surely vaccinated as children, and look how r**... they turned out to be.

I believe parents SHOULD NOT vaccinate their children.

They should bring them to a doctor just like anybody else.

They were right the whole time. It turns out that un-vaccinated children actually are less likely to develop autism

Because they're more likely to be dead.

100% of autistic children are vaccinated

They live long enough for the symptoms to come through.

A friend of mine, a mother of 4 refused to get her children vaccinated.

Edit : Mother of three..
Edit2 : Mother of two...
Edit3 : Mother of one.....
Edit4 : Mo.. Wait..

Non-vaccinated children are less likely to have autism

Because autism is rarely diagnosed before the age of 3

Non-vaccinated children are the least likely to get any ear infections.

Because they are anti-wax

My friend told me that I must be autistic for not vaccinating my children.

It's such a shame that people still don't know how autism works.

The percent of the population holding anti-vaccination beliefs has gotten up to the mid-teens.

Unlike their children.

A New Scientific Study on Vaccines

A new scientific study came out recently proving a correlation between vaccines and adults with autism.
The reason given to this correlation was the children without vaccines died before becoming adults

I am a proud anti-vaccine Father of 3.

Edit- Two Now
2nd Edit- One Now
3rd Edit- Nevermind
4th Edit- WOW this really blew up. I would like to dedicate all these wonderful awards to my 3 children Byeson, Dieanne, and Ammunity. They would have been so proud. RIP

I will never vaccinate our children yelled my husband.

Why can't we just pay a doctor to do that like a normally family he said.