Utopia Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Your mother is so classless...

.. she could be a marxist utopia

Uncle just told me this one.

There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar. Are you from around here?"

The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."
"No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?"
"Oh, I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66. How bout you?"
"Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too." "Where'd you go to college?" "Beloit, in Wisconsin." "No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?"
"Kevin Sullivan dorm."
"Sullivan? You're not going to believe this..."

Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you wont believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?"

Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing."
A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?" Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again."

Yo mamas so classless...

...she could be a marxist utopia

I want to live in a Topia

like a utopia, but whitout u

Your Momma is so classless...

She could be a Marxist utopia

The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...

Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!

Your girlfriend is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

Yo mamma's so classless...

she could be a marxist utopia!

Yo mama lacks so much class

That she is a Communist utopia.

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