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Two electricians are standing on a ladder leaned against a utility pole...
...when an elderly lady was passing below them. One of the electricians calls her.
\- Excuse me, ma'm! Could you pass us that wire, so we don't have to climb down?
\- This one, young man?
\- Yes, that one! Thank you so much, ma'm, you're very kind!
\- No problem, dear!
After the lady passed him the wire, and left, the electrician tells his mate:
\- See, Fred? I told you this was the neutral wire, but no, you had to insist that it was the phase line!
What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?
A futility knife.
When batman doesn't use his utility belt
Its just a waist of equipment
What kind of pictures does Shaun Connery take?
Shelfies
alt. What kind of pictures do fish take?
Shellfies
alt. What do hermit c**... call their utility bills?
Shell Fees
alt. Why did my wife leave me?
h**...
I am surprised to see my college degree finally has some public utility
Maskcommunication
Why do economists love sewage treatment plants?
Because they are a utility.
I think women have a better vocabulary than men...
Because they understand that it's the utility of the word and not it's length that really matters.
What is a rabbi's favourite Windows utility?
Snipping tool.
What do you call a truck made of stone?
A stat-ute, mate.
(Ute is Australian slang for utility vehicle)
Why do you never hear a sailor counting to 10?
Because they're more interested in fishing, sailing etc./ No pragmatic function for that distinct linguistic utility.
A man was offered a chair when he met for an interview at Public Utility Net Inc.
"thanks but I don't need your chairity"
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The GOP should change their stance on the internet utility bill from "obamacare of the internet" to...
WEAPONS OF m**...
