Utility Jokes
9 utility jokes and hilarious utility puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about utility that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you work in the utility industry? This article has all the funniest jokes about utility workers, companies, bills, and more. From humorous takes on the water, electricity, gas, and other utility-related services and industries to innovative Verizon puns, you won’t want to miss these hilarious jokes.
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Two electricians are standing on a ladder leaned against a utility pole...
...when an elderly lady was passing below them. One of the electricians calls her.
\- Excuse me, ma'm! Could you pass us that wire, so we don't have to climb down?
\- This one, young man?
\- Yes, that one! Thank you so much, ma'm, you're very kind!
\- No problem, dear!
After the lady passed him the wire, and left, the electrician tells his mate:
\- See, Fred? I told you this was the neutral wire, but no, you had to insist that it was the phase line!
What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?
A futility knife.
When batman doesn't use his utility belt
Its just a waist of equipment
What kind of pictures does Shaun Connery take?
Shelfies
alt. What kind of pictures do fish take?
Shellfies
alt. What do hermit c**... call their utility bills?
Shell Fees
alt. Why did my wife leave me?
h**...
I am surprised to see my college degree finally has some public utility
Maskcommunication
Why do economists love sewage treatment plants?
Because they are a utility.
I think women have a better vocabulary than men...
Because they understand that it's the utility of the word and not it's length that really matters.
What is a rabbi's favourite Windows utility?
Snipping tool.
What do you call a truck made of stone?
A stat-ute, mate.
(Ute is Australian slang for utility vehicle)
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