Utensils Jokes
66 utensils jokes and hilarious utensils puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about utensils that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud at these hilarious kitchen utensils jokes! From ladles to cookbooks, these witty jokes about spatulas and more are perfect for a light-hearted break. Whether you're a soccer mom, a master chef, or a college student living on Ramen, you'll relate to these utensil jokes!
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Funniest Utensils Short Jokes
Short utensils jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The utensils humour may include short kitchen utensil jokes also.
- My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils... But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
- What is a nice guys' favorite cooking utensil? M'Ladle
*tips fedora*
Just kidding, it's his mom. He doesn't cook. - My roommate yells at me for stealing her kitchen utensils But hey, it was a whisk I was willing to take.
- I keep on taking kitchen utensils from my parents My friends say I'll be in prison if I'm caught, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils... ...but that's a whisk i'm willing to take.
- My housemates may get angry at me for stealing all their cooking utensils.. ..but quite frankly that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea a salt with a deadly wetpen
*hides* - My friends hate it when I steal their kitchen utensils... but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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Utensils One Liners
Which utensils one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with utensils? I can suggest the ones about silverware and appliances.
- I don't usually steal utensils, but if I'm desperate… It's a whisk i'm willing to take.
- Someone stole a kitchen utensil from my house He said it was a whisk worth taking
- My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- What's a panda's favorite cooking utensil? A pan.. duh??
- My mom told me to stop taking the kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
- I almost didn't steal the kitchen utensil but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
- What do you call barbecuing without utensils? Pain-steaking
- I just stole a kitchen utensil It was a whisk worth taking
- Of all kitchen utensils, why did Judas choose to be tray?
- My wife told me not to take the kitchen utensils but thats a whisk im willing to take
- Spoons are the kindest eating utensils When you wash them, they wash you back
- What do you call a person who dislikes writing utensils? Erasist.
- What utensil in the kitchen is used to keep track of time? A colander!
- Q: Where does Dracula get his writing utensils? A: Pennsylvania
xoxo - What do you call it when things between two utensils starts to heat up? Fork play.
Kitchen Utensils Jokes
Here is a list of funny kitchen utensils jokes and even better kitchen utensils puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I got arrested yesterday for stealing a kitchen utensil. It was a wisk I was willing to take
- if I keep stealing kitchen utensils, I may be labeled a thief. But it's a whisk I'm going to have to take.
- I need to beat some eggs. Will need to borrow one of my wife's kitchen utensils (she hates that) A whisk I'm willing to take
- I suffer from a rare form of kleptomania that causes me to steal people kitchen utensils. it's just a whisk I'm willing to take.
- My wife told me to stop stealing kitchen utensils. I ignored her. It's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- My wife told me she is leaving me if I don't stop stealing her kitchen utensils But that's a whisk I am willing to take
- Why did the burglar avoid stealing the kitchen utensils? He decided it wasn't worth the wisk.
- I was stealing kitchen utensils last night... And I barely made it out without getting caught. But it was a whisk I was willing to take.
- What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils? It was worth the whisk
- My mum warned me not to steal any of her kitchen utensils. Little did she know.. it is a whisk i am willing to take...
Cheerful Fun Utensils Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about utensils you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kitchen appliance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make utensils pranks.
It may be i**... to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say?
I'm a whisk taker
Husband: Guests are coming tonight.
What's for dinner?
Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.
Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."
*Guest arrives*
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.
* loud sound comes from the kitchen *
Wife: Everything alright, honey?
Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans.
Two utensils are laying in bed...
One turns to the other and says "wanna spoon?"
The other replied, "no, I'd rather fork."
My wife told me that cooking was getting very very difficult due to her 8 months pregnancy
So I added telescope handles on all of the kitchen utensils. I love my wife.
No mixing utensils are allowed near the courthouse as the month-long case against the violent baker continues.
It's a whisk-free 30 day trial.
It's actually really dangerous to steal kitchen utensils from bakeries.
But you just have to be willing to take the whisk
My roommate has been stealing my stuff recently. I did a good job at ignoring it, until he stole the only drinking utensil I had left.
I finally snapped and yelled That's the last straw!
Went to the doctors today and I complained, "There seems to ge a few spoons and forks stuck in my t**...."
He said, "It's not serious, you just need to have utensils taken out."
Went to the doctor today and rasped, "There seems to be a few spoons and forks stuck in my t**...." He chuckled, "It's not that serious but..."
"You'll need to have utensils taken out."
The ultimate Frisbee team from the University of Pennsylvania was giving away free writing utensils that had been made by Sean Penn, and I got the second-to-last one.
Now I have the penultimate Penn ultimate Penn pen.
What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil?
A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
While at Walmart, I saw an amazing cooking utensil that I didn't have enough money for.
That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I yelled at my girlfriend, "If you continue stealing my cooking utensils, I'll move out!" She just laughed and said...
"That's a whisk I'm willing to take!"
