Ute Jokes
2 ute jokes and hilarious ute puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ute that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ute Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good ute joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two carpenters sitting on the back of a Ute eating their lunch as storm clouds roll over
First Carpenter says 'those clouds are looking ominous'
The second Carpenter looks up from his sandwich shakes his head and says 'no mate their cumulus'
What do you call a truck made of stone?
A stat-ute, mate.
(Ute is Australian slang for utility vehicle)
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