The Best 24 Utah Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Utah jokes. There are some utah byu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these utah dallas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Utah Jokes and Puns

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Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? His five rules for a happy life are below.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me

If people from Utah are called Utahns, what are people from Tampa called?

Floridians

My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Utah joke, My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishi

Nuns

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there." The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there." One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there."

Be Careful Doing Drugs in Utah

I recently moved to Utah from San Francisco, and wasn't paying attention once when I wanted to party. I got my LSD mixed up with LDS, and instead of taking a Trip, I ended up on a 2 year mission to Fiji.


When I passed through Nevada, all i saw were ho's. Then in Utah, I didnt see as many, but there were quite a few ho's if you looked. When I left Salt Lake City, the truth hit me like a brick when I crossed the border...

Idaho.

There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter

Their motto is "Beer so good, why not have more than one"

Utah joke, There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter

In honor of the BYU/Utah game tomorrow

Why can't the University of Utah do the nativity scene?

Because they can't find 3 wise men or a virign.

Fishing in Utah

A Catholic in Utah once told me, "If you ever go fishing with a Mormon, make sure you bring two."

"Why's that?" I asked.

"If you just bring one he will drink all your beer."

I'd give my right arm...

to stay in a canyon in Utah for 127 hours

A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball

The police suspect foul play was afoot

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Utah liquor laws are BS!

Never have I been to a place where it's acceptable to have more wives than drinks!

What did the Asain gentleman say to the 7 ft Jazz player?

Utah

If they call people from Utah "Utahns"

Makes you wonder what they call people from Tampa

What's the best way to start a cheese shop in Utah?

Get a good Provo loan.

If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah?

A Mormon

Utah joke, If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do y

What's the most confusing day in Utah?

Father's Day

Utah Geologic Survey was advertising landscape calendars for the upcoming holidays...

...and said, "Hurry before they run out!"

What, the national monuments or the calendars?

What do you say when a woman from Utah is having her period?

'She's Mormonal'


A Mormon walks into a bar

and says, "I'm with the Utah Liquor Control Department, prepare for a fifteen hour compliance audit."

I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah ....

My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places

What did the utahraptor say as Wonder Woman tried to beat him up?

Di, no!

I met a feminist from Utah and her ten husbands.

That's all.

A clothier opened a business in Utah

He is selling exploding clip-on ties to mormons. I asked how is business?
He said prophets are blowing up.

Source:
This is a corruption of a joke from sexypandalord. Most mormons are fine upstanding people and i do not advocate violence against them. Except for Bill.

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