Users Jokes

Funniest Users Short Jokes

Short users jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The users humour may include short followers jokes also.

1. Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning? Apparently they still have 500 million users.
2. The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused mark zuckerberg significant emotional distress. He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.
3. A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it
4. A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
   Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.
5. As companies continue to cut tie with Kanye West... Compass maker INMARK has also decided to drop West from their product line, leaving users lost and confused.
6. Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your services? Zuckerberg: 1010011010 .......Ahem
   Zuckerberg: Senator, we run ads
7. How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ? All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
8. Listening to your wife is like reading iTunes' user agreement... ... you don't understand anything, but you still agree with it.
9. What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? "Does anyone have a charger I could use?"
10. To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own: We're rooting for you!

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Users One Liners

Which users one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with users? I can suggest the ones about username and participants.

1. What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank?
2. How many excel users does it take to screw in a light bulb? Monday January 01, 1900
3. What does the apple user do when he wants to customize his device? He adjusts the volume.
4. What is a Linux user's favorite game? sudo ku
5. MySpace got hit by a DDOS attack.. More than 8 users were disconnected.
6. How do you confuse an Apple user? Give them options.
7. Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL
8. There's a 12-step program for pun users. But it dozen work.
9. What do you call an angry mob of sheep? Users with an old iPhone
10. How many discord users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer dark mode.
11. At what age does the average 4chan user find out they're autistic? thREEEEEEEEE
12. Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers? Because they are quick to retweet
13. Windows 10 users won't get this. Privacy.
14. I have a question for only fans users Why don't you get air conditioning instead
15. A Reddit user robs a bank. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Iphone Users Jokes

Here is a list of funny iphone users jokes and even better iphone users puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• iPhone users, don't bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends... ...It won't have the same impact.
• With the increasing price and size of Iphones…… If you want to be an iPhone user in 10 years, you'll need to have deep pockets.
  ( first time here, I hope is not too bad)
• If iPhone user started getting on your nerves Just ignore them by plugging your earbuds into the 3.5 mm jack of your phone.
• What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common? They both really hate Androids.
• Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot.
• Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks
• What do iPhone users hate the most?
• 1st of Jan. is the only time of the year when iPhone users can say that the battery lasted more than a day. It lasted a year.
• What did the iPhone user say to the other iPhone user? My phone is almost dead, can I borrow your charger?
• Apples' support for old iPhone users

Android Users Jokes

Here is a list of funny android users jokes and even better android users puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call someone who always talks about apple products? An android user.
• Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first.
• Android users won't get this. Update.
• android fanboys hating on iPhone and its users for years Blew up in their face.
  (GALAXY NOTE 7 JOKE)
• How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone? Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Tinder Users Jokes

Here is a list of funny tinder users jokes and even better tinder users puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable
• After replacing their old C++ code with Google's new programming language, Tinder can now automatically detect its users' age This is because it's a Carbon dating app.
• People say Tinder users are perverts... ...but I think it's fantastic! I met my girlfriend of 18 months on there. I've been seeing her for a couple of weeks now and it's going great.
• whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS?
  A: TINDER

Cheeky Users Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about users you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make users pranks.