Username Jokes

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Funniest Username Short Jokes

Short username jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The username humour may include short password jokes also.

1. /u/username hates the hotel he is staying in and starts packing his stuff. Username checks out.
2. I'm tired of seeing "Hey OP, I banged your mom" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username.
3. Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves.
   I guess you could say,
   Username checks out.
4. I got banned from a Christian dating site I suppose "hung like Jesus" *was* a poor choice for a username.
5. If your username is Mike68, I assume you're 50 years old. If it's Mike69, I assume you are something like 13 years old.
6. Username goes to the store. He buys three oranges and goes to the till.
   Username checks out.
7. The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out.
8. Name change Did you hear about the guy who legally changed his name to 'Username'? When he died, all the headlines read: "Username checks out!"
9. Soon, usernames will be passed in families as a legacy "Son, there's something i want you to have.., it's my username"
   "Oh jees, thanks dad ! "
   "You're welcome son, euh i mean SirSpankALot"
10. [Warning] Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay username Anna_C_Harlatan25 My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her, but when it arrived it was snake skin!
    Anna conned her.

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Username One Liners

Which username one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with username? I can suggest the ones about users and author.

1. How do you tell if OP has left the hotel? Username checks out
2. I am selling my username. It's just under a buck.
3. /u/username goes to the grocery store.... username checks out.
4. My username is not safe for work. u/safeforwork was already taken.
5. I'll never get laid with this username because.. I'll always scare the chicks away....
6. I finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle My username is ComeGetPsalm
7. How can I change my Reddit username? I'm finally off the cakepops!
8. What do you call someone who took your username? A namesis.
9. My preferred reddit username is like my preferred partner. Both are already taken.
10. /u/username hates the hotel room he's currently staying in. Username checks out.
11. Liam Neeson's first choice of username was taken His second choice was taken too
12. I tried to register under the username "v1rg1nity"... ...but it's already taken.
13. I obtained this username today. Apparently I'm the only one.
14. How do you know OP has left the office? Username checks out
15. You think you're special until you have to pick a username

Hilarious Username Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about username you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nickname jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make username pranks.