Useless Men Jokes
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Men are like steel
They're useless when they lose their temper
How are men like fuses?
Once they're blown, they're useless.
The Laziest Man
There was a very very lazy man in a village. He was so lazy he didn't do anything for himself.
It got so bad that the men of the village decided it would be best to just bury him cuz he was just so lazy and useless.
So they came to his house, grabbed him and carried him away to be buried.
While carrying him to his grave, one of the men felt pity and said that maybe if they married him to one of his daughters he would change.
The men asked the lazy man would he be up for that?
The lazy man asked the father .... Is your daughter pregnant?
The father says no.
The lazy man says "take me to my grave.
Three men are in a hot-air balloon
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."
So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless."
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