I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,061 matches
"Sir, we are mining too many useless Ores"
[Hitler rubs his chin, contemplating]
"So mine less"
[Grammar Nazi chimes in, from above]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up]
"Yes?"
My parents did.
Useless surgeon.
Hitler: "Mine less then."
*grammar nazi bursts in*
"Mine fewer"
*Hitler looks over* "Yes?"
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"
[Hitler rubs chin]
"So mine less"
[Grammar Nazi bursts through the door]
"MINE FEWER!"
[Hitler looks up]
"Yes?"
...because they're useless.
"Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"
[Hitler rubs chin]
"So, mine less.
[Grammar Nazi bursts through the door]
"MINE FEWER!"
[Hitler looks up]
"Yes, soldier?"
The whites are useless.
It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"
...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(
Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.
"Sir we are mining too many useless minerals" (hitler scratches his chin in contemplation) Mine less then. (grammar nazi barges in) mine FEWER (hitler turns to the man) Yes? What do you need?
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 42,810 matches.
I tried looking up lighters and all they had was 48,200,000 matches.
Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.
I tried looking up lighters and all they had was 69,000,000 matches.
Everyone knows Jesus can walk on water.
the feminist holding it
Everyone there.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."
Hitler: "So mine less."
Grammar Nazi busts in.
"MINE FEWER."
(Hitler looks up) "Yes?"
Want some examples?
I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice.
And that's just off the top of my head.
You can always serve as a bad example.
Lovely woman.
Useless surgeon.
So I became a guidance counselor.
A chemist and a physicist are lost in an unknown area. They see someone and decide to ask for help. "Excuse me, but can you tell us where we are?", asks the chemist. "Sure, you are here", replied the man and leaves. "That man is a mathematician", the chemist tells the physicist, "how do you know?", "What he told us is true and makes sense, but it is useless."
A man
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 20,142 matches
The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Critic: "Would you like to know what I think of your art?"
Artist: "Oh, yes please"
Critic: "It's useless"
Artist: "I know, but I would still like to hear it. "
They are all pretty old, 80+ years, and they all shaking, they have tremors.
One says to the others "It's true that when you get old your body isn't worth much more, it's useless!"
The other says "You are right, look at me how much I shake!"
They all agree and say they also shake so much, they all have uncontrollable tremors
one of the old man says "Today I went to shave, and I cut all my face up!"
the second old man says "Today I went to have some coffee and I poured it all on myself!"
The third old man says "Today I went to take a piss and I came 3 times!"
Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?
Soldier:"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores."
Hitler:"So mine less!"
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] "Yes?"
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