The Best 24 Used Fork Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Used Fork jokes. There are some used fork nose jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Used Fork Jokes and Puns

An Indian said can eat

An Indian told me that using hands to eat is so much more convenient than knife and forks. Knife and forks impose so much restriction when eating and there is NOTHING that he can't eat with his hands, even soup!

I took him to hot pot.

Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person

Fork

I was watching my friend Luke trying to eat with chopsticks

After watching struggle for a while, I told him

Use the fork, Luke.

Used Fork joke, I was watching my friend Luke trying to eat with chopsticks

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant.

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke.

My friend Luke can't use chopsticks

Every time I see him try, I tell him

"Use the fork, Luke."


Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Used Fork joke, What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or

They don't make forks like they used to.

Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.

Why is it harder to load a truck full of bricks than it is to load it full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitch fork to load the bricks.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant but I used a fork.

I guess you could say I made a pho-pas.

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One day, Obi-Wan and Luke visit a Chinese restaurant...

Obi-Wan is eating normally, but Luke is having so much trouble with the chopsticks he's spilling the food all over the table.

Eventually, Obi-Wan becomes angry and says, "Use the forks, Luke!"

A recent survey found only 20% of parents were eating dinner with their children...

...the other 80% were using a knife and fork.

What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to Luke when he saw him trying to eat steal with a spoon?

Use the Fork Luke. The Fork

I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today...

I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?

Use the forks, Luke.

Used Fork joke, What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?

A blind man goes into a restaurant

They don't have any braille menus, so he tells the waitress "Just bring me a dirty fork. Whatever I smell on it, I'll order."

So the waitress goes and grabs a fork from the sink, not knowing that another waitress had just used it to scratch her behind. She hands it to the blind man who sniffs it and says, "I didn't know Rachel worked here!"

Once in a restaurant

I once worked in a restaurant where sith lord slaughtered all the customers with two pieces of cutlery.

He used the forks.

I like to tease my friend Luke

One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".


My wife got really mad at me earlier when I tried to force feed our young son...

"Just use the fork!" she said. "You're not a Jedi!"

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bricks?

You can't use a fork to empty the bricks truck.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant

Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, *Use the forks, Luke.*

My Grandad was the best drummer in the world

He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year.
Morning, noon, and night he'd be banging away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on.
He was still playing right up till the moment he died aged 86 when my grandmother stabbed him in the neck with a fork.

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