Used Fork Jokes
40 used fork jokes and hilarious used fork puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about used fork that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Used Fork Short Jokes
Short used fork jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The used fork humour may include short forks jokes also.
- Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, *Use the fork, Luke.*
- What did Obi-wan say to Luke when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks? Use the fork, Luke.
- A recent survey found only 20% of parents were eating dinner with their children... ...the other 80% were using a knife and fork.
- My wife got really mad at me earlier when I tried to force feed our young son... "Just use the fork!" she said. "You're not a Jedi!"
- I was watching my friend Luke trying to eat with chopsticks After watching struggle for a while, I told him
Use the fork, Luke. - My friend just told me he's got these little lightsaber chopsticks he uses when he eats ramen. I told him he should use the forks.
- What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners? Use the forks Luke.
- They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.
- I like to tease my friend Luke One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".
- My friend Luke can't use chopsticks Every time I see him try, I tell him
"Use the fork, Luke."
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Used Fork One Liners
Which used fork one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with used fork? I can suggest the ones about knife fork and fork and knife.
- What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? *"Use the forks, Luke."*
- Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner? Use the forks, Luke.
- What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles? Use the fork Luke!
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke
- You're horrible with the chopsticks. Use the fork Luke
- What did Obi-Wan say to the Jedi who was eating with his hands? Use the fork, Luke.
- How did Carrie Fisher eat her last meal? She used the forks.
- What's red, white, and full of holes? Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
- Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: "Use the fork, Luke."
- Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork
Heartwarming Used Fork Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about used fork you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fork and spoon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make used fork pranks.
One day, Obi-Wan and Luke visit a Chinese restaurant...
Obi-Wan is eating normally, but Luke is having so much trouble with the chopsticks he's spilling the food all over the table.
Eventually, Obi-Wan becomes angry and says, "Use the forks, Luke!"
My Grandad was the best drummer in the world
He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year.
Morning, noon, and night he'd be b**... away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on.
He was still playing right up till the moment he died aged 86 when my grandmother stabbed him in the neck with a fork.
This is a fork
"If this is a fork", said my 12-year-old holding up his four-tined dinner fork, "then this", holding up his butter knife, "is a wunk".
After I stopped laughing, I had to explain to my wife what would make a threek and a twok (or toque I guess because that's a real word?) using this same logic.
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face.
After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke.
A blind man goes into a restaurant
They don't have any braille menus, so he tells the waitress "Just bring me a dirty fork. Whatever I smell on it, I'll order."
So the waitress goes and grabs a fork from the sink, not knowing that another waitress had just used it to scratch her behind. She hands it to the blind man who sniffs it and says, "I didn't know Rachel worked here!"
What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?
A fork
Once in a restaurant
I once worked in a restaurant where sith lord slaughtered all the customers with two pieces of cutlery.
He used the forks.
I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today...
I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to Luke when he saw him trying to eat steal with a spoon?
Use the Fork Luke. The Fork
I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant but I used a fork.
I guess you could say I made a pho-pas.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bricks?
You can't use a fork to empty the bricks truck.
Why is it harder to load a truck full of bricks than it is to load it full of dead babies?
You can't use a pitch fork to load the bricks.
