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I put my USDA inspected chicken s**... in my wallet.
Now my legal tender is safe.
A farmer once bought some ammonium nitrate fertilizer, but it smelled weird,
so he put a sample in a pan and brought it to the nearest USDA branch. A security guard saw the pan full of fertilizer and yelled "bomb", but it was just panned ammonium
USDA approves shipment of m**...-fed cows' beef
Analytical studies show that the steaks are high
What do the USDA and USADA have in common?
They assess the integrity of numerous entities, including Bones.
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