Usage Jokes
9 usage jokes and hilarious usage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about usage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to i**... usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.
Why do cucumbers have a plastic wrapper around them?
So you can still eat them after usage
Why are some cucumbers individually wrapped with plastic at the grocery store?
Double usage
Scientists have established a direct correlation between increased m**... usage among husbands and the price of eggs.
They're both getting higher because not enough are getting laid
Shortage of Heinz ketchup packets...
... now secretly caused by usage for hemorrhoids. The company will now market "A" Heinz for restaurants and "B" Heinz for hemorrhoids.
How did h**... measure his energy usage?
In KillAJews Per Second
I love the latest version of Firefox
"Now with 85% more RAM usage!"
What's a pirates least favorite letter
Dear user,
your internet access has ben cut of due to i**... usage
yours truly
comcast
I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name
Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US
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