Usage Jokes

What are some Usage jokes?

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.

Why are some cucumbers individually wrapped with plastic at the grocery store?

Double usage

What's a pirates least favorite letter

Dear user,
your internet access has ben cut of due to illegal usage
yours truly
comcast

I love the latest version of Firefox

"Now with 85% more RAM usage!"

I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name

Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US

Why did the duck go to rehab? (Different answer than normal)

He wanted to quack down on his drug usage.

Early christians supported marijuana usage.

Just think about how many get stoned.

The ministry of excessive resource usage called.

Seventy-three times.

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