The Best 12 Usage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Usage jokes. There are some usage misuse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these usage consumption puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Usage Jokes and Puns

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.

Why do cucumbers have a plastic wrapper around them?

So you can still eat them after usage

Why are some cucumbers individually wrapped with plastic at the grocery store?

Double usage

Shortage of Heinz ketchup packets...

... now secretly caused by usage for hemorrhoids. The company will now market "A" Heinz for restaurants and "B" Heinz for hemorrhoids.

How did Hitler measure his energy usage?

In KillAJews Per Second

I love the latest version of Firefox

"Now with 85% more RAM usage!"

What's a pirates least favorite letter

Dear user,
your internet access has ben cut of due to illegal usage
yours truly

Usage joke, What's a pirates least favorite letter

I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name

Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US

The ministry of excessive resource usage called.

Seventy-three times.

Why did the duck go to rehab? (Different answer than normal)

He wanted to quack down on his drug usage.

Early christians supported marijuana usage.

Just think about how many get stoned.

You can explore usage governments reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean usage consume dad jokes. There are also usage puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Dry Humor

The dryer was broken in the gym today, so we were told to "be conservative with our towel usage".

I only dried the parts of me that are white and straight.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the usage usable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working usage recreational piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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