Urn Jokes
47 urn jokes and hilarious urn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about urn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Urn Short Jokes
Short urn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The urn humour may include short vase jokes also.
- My favourite childhood memory with my grandad is when i was building a sand castle with him... ...until my mom took the urn back.
- My favourite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather Until my mother took the urn from me
- My favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandmother until my mom took the urn from me.
- My favourite childhood memory was making sandcastles with my grandfather. Until my mother hid his urn away from me.
Credit. Sandi Toksvig - My fondest Childhood memory was making Sand castle with Grandma. Until my mother hid the Urn.
- I used to love building sandcastles with my grandma But my parent's eventually found it creepy and glued the urn shut
- When I was younger,I used to love making sandcastles with my grandmother Until my mom started hiding the urn
- My favorite childhood memory was building sand castles with my grandpa. Then my mom hid the urn from me.
- My fondest memory when I was a kid was building sandcastles with my grandpa. I really enjoyed it until the day my mom hid the urn from me.
- When I was a kid, I loved to build sandcastles with my grandmother! But my mom kept telling me to put the urn back.
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Urn One Liners
Which urn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with urn? I can suggest the ones about jug and container.
- Why aren't cremations given out for free? Because you have to urn them.
- Cremation isn't free You gotta urn it
- When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it.
- Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
- I finally got promoted at the crematorium What can I say, I urned it.
- Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it.
- I used to love making sand castles with my grandfather But then my mom took his urn away
- Why doesn't everyone choose cremation? You have to urn it.
- What's a Grecian urn? It depends on where he works.
- How did the mortician get the money to pay his bills? He urned it.
- You don't ask to be cremated after you die… You have to Urn it!
- Why did the crematorium tech quit? Not enough urnings.
- How do you receive a cremation container You urn it
- Friend of mine is doing really well running his crematorium He urn's a lot
- I hate my job at the crematorium But at last I urn a paycheck.
Fun-Filled Urn Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about urn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean undertaker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make urn pranks.
A woman recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.
She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"
She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"
She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that b**... I promised you?
Here it comes ..."
Some people think working in a crematorium is weird...
but it's an honest way to urn a living
my most cherished childhood memory.
Is when I was building sandcastles with my grandfather until my mother would take away the urn from my hands.
The cannibal
A cannibal was handed the funurary urn of a relative: What is this, instant soup?
My uncle complained to me that I never visited him and that the next time I saw him he would be in a coffin.
Jokes on him.
He was in an urn.
Some of my fondest memories are of building sandcastles with my grandfather….
Until Mom took the urn away.
I had to work at the family crematorium to make my allowance...
...they didn't just give me money, I had to urn it.
My favourite childhood memory is making mud pies with my grandad.
Until mom found out and hid the urn.
Hippocrates and the Prophet
Tiresias, blind prophet of Apollo, once went to Hippocrates with a serious case of depression. In no time, Hippocrates had figured it out -- "Aha!" said he; "an imbalance of black bile!" He bled the excess melancholia into an urn and handed it to the prophet. Tiresias did not see the humour.
A guy walks down the street and carries an urn in his arms.
A cannibal goes around him and says, "Daamn, where'd you get instant?
(Translated from Czech)
My favorite memory is building sandcastles with my grandfather.
Until my mother took the urn from me...
A little boy walked in on his parents in the heat of their l**..., "Mommy, what are you doing?"
"Urn," she stammered, "well, Daddy is so fat
that I'm bouncing all the air out of him."
"I don't know what good it's going to do,"
the boy replied. ''The lady next door is just going to blow him up again!"
I used to make sandcastles with my grandma
But then my mother would tell me to put the urn back
Life isn't just going to give you a p**... of gold
You have to urn it.
