Urination Jokes
10 urination jokes and hilarious urination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about urination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the humorous side of urination and public relief. Get a laugh out of the best urination jokes, puns, and pooping stories. Have a good chuckle at the expense of public urination and pissing.
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Silly & Ridiculous Urination Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good urination joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has p**... Trump s**... in the fresh snow.
Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the u**..., and found the culprit. It turns out it's Mike Pence's. That traitor , shouts Trump. I'll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news? Well , says the SS chief, turns out it's Melania's handwriting .
I asked a girl to rate me out of 10 the other day
She said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"
I still don't understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton
I looked her square in the eyes and said, "s**... isn't real, right? It's just u**..., right?"
"I meant any questions about the job." the interviewer sighed.
A pee f**... isn't something you do half-hearted.
Either u**... or you're out.
Son. if you get a bladder infection…
u**... Trouble
Me: s**... isn't real, right? It's just u**..., right?
Interviewer: I meant any questions about the job.
One day, the President finds a n**... message scribbled with pee on the snowy White House lawn.
He orders the Secret Service to investigate. They come back a few hours later with the results.
"Mr. President, we have bad news and worse news."
"What's the bad news?"
"The u**... belongs to the Vice President."
"What could possibly be worse than that?"
"The handwriting belongs to the First Lady."
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in u**... once a day to stay alive
I am just lucky my brother told me about it
If your u**... looks like beer, you are likely dehydrated.
But if it looks like bud light, you're good.
Here is an actual sign posted in a golf club.
1. Back straight, knees bent.
2. Feet shoulder width apart.
3. Form a loose grip.
4. Keep your head down!
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
Well done. Now, flush the u**... and go outside and tee off.
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