Urinated Jokes

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Trump was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."

Infuriated, Trump called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.

"The bad news is that the urine is from Putin."

"Vlad? How could he do this to me? What could be worse than this?"

"The handwriting's is Melania's."

The president opens his curtains on a snowy morning when he sees that someone had urinated the words "The president sucks" on the lawn.

Furious, the president orders the FBI to launch an investigation.

Two hours later, the head of the FBI calls the president. "Sir, we have bad news, and we have even worse news. The urine was the Vice Presidents".

The President responds, "What? What could be worse than this?"

The head of the FBI says,"The handwriting was the First Lady's".

My friend urinated on a robot capable of feeling emotions. It got angry, but then it shut down.

He really pissed it off.

I accidentally urinated on myself at work today

I was pretty pissed

I saw a blind man's dog urinate on his leg...

I watched the man's reaction. He reached into his pocket, pulled out a doggy treat, and gave it to the dog.

I rushed over to the man and said, "What a great act of kindness you have demonstrated. Your dog urinated on your leg but you showed it forgiveness by feeding it."

The man replied, "I'm not being kind. I just wanted to know which end its head is because I'm gonna kick it up the arse!"

Automatic light.

HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: Wat happened?
HUSBAND: When I open the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the light went off!
WIFE: Drunkard! you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!😂😂😂

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's fuel tank as a joke...

That truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

A man urinated in an a lake full of sea mammals

He denies that he did it on porpoise

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