Urgent Jokes
31 urgent jokes and hilarious urgent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about urgent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Desperate to restore some laughter in your life? Look no further! Check out this collection of jokes specifically crafted for those times when you need to laugh as a priority. Find out how you can use these urgent jokes to help you recover and enjoy a much-needed smile!
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Funniest Urgent Short Jokes
Short urgent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The urgent humour may include short needed jokes also.
- Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen:Wife: I am coming with the broom. Husband: It isn't urgent. You can come on foot
- We need more hospitals and doctors in Punjab, India...urgently! There are a lot of Sikh people out there
- My neighbor was very urgent when asking me for herbs. He said that he was running out of thyme.
- After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES
- My mum was rushed to hospital so I left a voicemail for my dad. "Dad, can you call me urgently?" I got a phone call from him, "Hi Urgently"
- Urgent news: A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archologist believe it maybe Pharaoh Roche...
- A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. Doctors report no end in sight.
- Dad : son, go get me some laundry soap. Son : do u really need it now?
Dad : yes, you can say it's det-urgent! - Kim Jong-un makes an urgent call to his top General... "When I said 'Nuke the Chinese' I meant heat up last night's take-away!"
- Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant? They couldn't get his bonepart
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Urgent One Liners
Which urgent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with urgent? I can suggest the ones about emergency and important.
- URGENT: HOW TO SAVE NET NEUTRALITY (PLEASE READ) Page loading...
- Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast.
- URGENT: Do not open any emails from Hormel Foods It might be SPAM!
- I'm addicted to seaweed. I need to sea kelp urgently
- URGENT BREAKING NEWS... Corduroy pillow cases are making all the headlines.
- Just got diagnosed serious case of ligma. What to do and how? Help me , urgent.
- what did taylor swift say when she urgently needed a new suit? tailor, swiftly please.
- The urgent care center in town was torn down... ...it was clinically depressed
- What do you call a South American girl who's always in a hurry? Urgent Tina
- It must be an urgent win ... for Argentina
- Urgent message must be sent to JonTron
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Urgent Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about urgent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean instant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make urgent pranks.
Quick, give me a whisky before it gets started!
A man walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Quick, give me a whisky before it gets started!"
"Before what gets started?"
"Never mind, just give me a whisky, quick!"
It sounds urgent, so the barman gives him a drink.
The customer downs it in one gulp and says, "Another, quick, before it gets started!"
The barman gives him another whisky.
But when the man asks for a third one he says, "Hang on, when are you going to pay for these?"
"Oh here we go," says the man, "It's started."
Urgent message to all older men...
There has been a terrible spate of robberies by a gang of young women. Their MO is to pull you over on the road and hitch a ride. They always wear skimpy bikinis, then start to rub themselves on you while you're driving in order to distract you. One of them then sneakily steals your wallet. I have already lost four wallets this week. But you can buy cheap wallets at the dollar store.
The Prime Minister was not happy about being woken up
What did the Prime Minister say when he was awoken early to news of an urgent matter that required his immediate attention?
Ugh. I'm the PM, not the AM.
Two old ladies go out for a coffee
Two old ladies who have been friends for a very long time go out for a cup of coffee.
One says to the other,
"I know we've been friends for a long time, but I'm pretty old now, you know how it is, and it so happens that I've forgotten what you're called. Could you remind me what your name was?"
The other lady silently kept stirring her coffee and after a brief pause said,
"Is this urgent?"
Can this corona be transmitted via s**...?
Please, someone let me know. It's urgent.
I work at the morgue.
Urgent: I need your best "I'm hungrier than a.../hungry as a..." joke
I gotta text my dad back soon with a good one
