Urethra Jokes

Funniest Urethra Short Jokes

Short urethra jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The urethra humour may include short public urination jokes also.

1. A man's t**... and his u**... are two very dissimilar things... It's true that there's a vas deferens between them
2. Different body parts rate each other The Brain to the Liver: You're a 6.
   The Spleen to the Colon: You're a 7.
   The u**... to the Bladder: Urinate.
3. Don't get confused between the t**... and the u**.... There's a vas deferens between them.
4. My partner asked me " What's 'burning man'? " Apparently 'my u**...' was not a wise answer.
5. u**...! I've done it! ...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery.
   "I don't think that's quite right sir," says the patient.
6. What did the urologist say when she suddenly discovered a cure for Urinary Tract Infections? u**...!
7. "Hey Al, have you seen that guy who got his vas deferens and u**... fused together around lately?" "Yeah, he comes and goes."
8. I had s**... with a Jewish girl... Now I have to explain to my doctor why there's ash in my u**...
9. What do you call a singing urologist? u**... Franklin.
10. Who's a urologist's favorite jazz singer? u**... Franklin!

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Urethra One Liners

Which urethra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with urethra? I can suggest the ones about bladder urinates and urinating.

1. What did the urologist say when they made a discovery? u**...!
2. What did the Urologist shout when she made a medical breakthrough? u**...!!!
3. What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? u**...!
4. Are the t**... and u**... similar? No, there's a vas deferens between them.
5. Which legendary soul singer had trouble peeing? u**... Franklin
6. I'm like Hank Hill when I'm in an argument. Stern, no nonsense, and my u**... narrows.
7. What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? u**... Franklin.
8. What do you call a singing d**...? u**... Franklin
9. What did the scientist say when he discovered the excretory system? u**...!
10. What do you call a soul singer with a bladder problem? u**... Franklin
11. My urologist was once a gospel singer... ...her name is u**... Franklin
12. RIP u**... Franklin... I am taking the p**......calm down
13. Why was the urologist sad? Because u**... Franklin just passed away
14. What do you call a singer with a UTI? u**... Franklin
15. Where do you come from? My u**....

Playful Urethra Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about urethra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prostate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make urethra pranks.