Urban Jokes

Funniest Urban Short Jokes

Short urban jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The urban humour may include short city jokes also.

1. TIL cow tipping is an urban myth. Apparently, the farmers just pay them a competitive wage.
2. Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
3. There should be an urban fishing show that stars released convicts, and it should be called "Off the Hook".
4. Why are modern cities all so prejudiced against ancient Sumerian cities? They all have Ur-ban areas.
5. A year ago, the Jacksonville Jaguars thought that they found the best coach for their team. Turns out that was an Urban myth.
6. What do you call a hipster who turns into a skeleton? Urban Decay!
   I did not originally think of this, I heard it from a friend
7. If there is an Urban Dictionary... ...Shouldn't there be a Rural Dictionary
   Credits to my friend Portia.
8. What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines.
9. Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London... But it turned out to be an Urban Moth
10. What do you call an uncredited writer in urban northwest Pennsylvania? An Erie ghost writer.

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Urban One Liners

Which urban one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with urban? I can suggest the ones about rural and town.

1. I met an urban dwarf who keeps perfect time. He's a metronome.
2. Since he is a country singer... Shouldn't Keith Urban's last name be Rural?
3. What do you call a victim of an urban oil spill? A city slicker
4. What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome? A metrognome.
5. Urban babushka, why can't I use GPS? Because you a GLONASS man!
6. Karl Urban stars in a mediocre film in the outskirts of a city It it suburban.
7. Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters
8. What do you call that monk who is living in the urban area? citiZEN
9. Why do they call him "Urban" Meyer? Because everyone else is Sub-Urban
10. If Keith Urban was an anti-hipster lawmaker what would he impose first? A Kefir Ban.
11. Have you heard the song between Keith Urban and John Legend? No? Must be an Urban Legend.
12. Ambrose Bierce was the first.... Urban dictionary
13. Where do hipsters buy their clothes? Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
14. What do racists call urban graffiti art? Canigraphy
15. urban dictionary you cease to amaze me

Urban Dictionary Jokes

Here is a list of funny urban dictionary jokes and even better urban dictionary puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties By adding a new definition for "botched" to urban dictionary; successful
• Webster Dictionary... Webster dictionary on the streets, Urban dictionary under the sheets.

Urban Legends Jokes

Here is a list of funny urban legends jokes and even better urban legends puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear the urban legend about the creepy ghost that appears when you use artificial sweetener? He's called Splendaman.
• Whats the urban legend that a h**... most afraid about? Her virginity.

Urban Meyer Jokes

Here is a list of funny urban meyer jokes and even better urban meyer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tom Brady, Hilary Clinton, and Urban Meyer walk into a bar. None of them can get an Uber home because they've all destroyed their cell phones.
• Do you know why Ohio State football is so good? Urban Meyer doesnt have a problem with his team beating everybody.

Good Urban Jokes

Here is a list of funny good urban jokes and even better good urban puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool.
• In retrospect... it probably wasn't a good idea when Kansas City Urban Friends decided to use their acronym for the new dyslexia outreach program.

Cheeky Urban Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about urban you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean modern jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make urban pranks.