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Funniest Uranus Short Jokes

Short uranus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uranus humour may include short planet jokes also.

  1. What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system? Rename Uranus to Ouranus
  2. Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise it circles Uranus looking for Klingons
  3. What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
  4. If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
  5. My doctor said "I've got bad news: mercury is in Uranus."
    I said, "I didn't know you were into that astrology stuff."
    He said, "I'm not. My thermometer just broke."
  6. What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
  7. My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system. And I said. "Eight"
    And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."
  8. A man goes to the doctor... "Doctor, will I be ok?"
    "I don't know, Mercury is in Uranus right now"
    "I don't do astronomy doc"
    "Me neither, my thermometer just broke"
  9. What does a roll of toilet paper and the U.S.S. Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
  10. People always say, "I love you to the moon and back." That's not really that far. The moon is only 238,900 miles away.
    Uranus, on the other hand, is 1.7 billion miles away.

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Uranus One Liners

Which uranus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with uranus? I can suggest the ones about uranus planet and solar system.

  1. What the the planet jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here.
  2. I must be Neptune, Because I'm after Uranus.
  3. What do you call the science dedicated to studying Uranus? Asstronomy
  4. Colon Cologne, the fragrance that takes you beyond Uranus!
  5. Why did SpaceX go to Mars Becuase SpaceY already went to Uranus
  6. What do you call someone who flies a spaceship to Uranus? An asstronaut.
  7. I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus
  8. Astronomy Fact: You can fit 63 Earths inside Uranus 64 if you relax.
  9. Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus.
  10. Did you know that Earth can fit into Uranus 63 times? 64 if you relax enough.
  11. What is the core of Uranus called Urectum
  12. What does space smell like? Uranus!
    Thank you, I'm new here :)
  13. Uranus is big enough to hold 73 Earths 74 if you relax
  14. Where's the best place to hide drugs in space? Uranus.
  15. Why are the planets scared of Jupiter? Jupiter saturn Uranus.

Uranus Planet Jokes

Here is a list of funny uranus planet jokes and even better uranus planet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
    100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
    100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
    100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
    100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
    100% gas = Uranus
  • My doctor informed me that they've found life on other planets... He says there are worms living in Uranus.
  • Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system after I destroyed Uranus.
  • What did the scientist say to his hot assistant? "There's only gonna be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus."
  • Favourite pickup line... Did you know there will be 7 planets tomorrow?
    Because I am going to destroy Uranus tonight.
  • On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest... So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...
  • Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas
  • Uranus, Earth, and Pluto decide to throw a party. Earth: so how are we going to do this?
    Pluto: don't ask me. I don't know how to Plan-et.
  • Best/worst pick up line You know there are 8 planets in the solar system but soon there'll be only 7 after I destroy Uranus
  • Did you know there will only be 7 planets tomorrow? Because *I'm going* to *destroy* Uranus

Astronomy Uranus Jokes

Here is a list of funny astronomy uranus jokes and even better astronomy uranus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus.
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Uranus Jokes: Cosmic Comedy Propelling from the Ice Giant

What funny jokes about uranus you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean astronomy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make uranus prank.

What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons

Whats the worst thing you can tell a g**... the first date?

There are only going to be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus

Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?

It was Saturn by Uranus.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They circle Uranus searching for clingons.

What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

They should make Star Trek toilet paper...

...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus.
(been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)

What has gas, liquid and solids on it at the same time?

Uranus.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the USS Enterprise?

**The Captain's log.**
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Bonus Trekkie Joke:
*Why is Star Trek like the toilet paper in there?*
... because it keeps searching Uranus for Klingons.

How many astronauts have probed Uranus?

Zero... there's too much gas.
THANK YOU ALL AND goodnight!

Do you know how many planets are in the solar system?

7, after I destroy Uranus.

What did one astronaut say to the other?

Stop mooning me, I can see Uranus.

What is round, HUGE, and very gassy?

Uranus

Today in elementary school.

Teacher: Next week, we have a field trip to travel to Uranus.
Kid: Myanus?
Teacher: No... You're traveling to timeout for field trip.

Why didn't they let the s**... m**... become an Astronaut?

They didn't want him getting near Uranus

Why is Uranus jealous of Jupiter?

Because when it comes to moons- Jupiter has 69.

How many planets have you been to?

Two, Earth and Uranus.

Seeing the eclipse was great...

but I wanted to see Uranus. Unfortunately it was too cloudy.

What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

Why is Uranus classified as a planet

and not as a Black Hole?

What happens when the thermometer breaks during your r**... examination?

Mercury is in Uranus

Why does Jupiter have farts?

Because it's a gas giant.
Courtesy of my 6 year old.
Bonus: Uranus made Jupiter.

You know you can fit 63 Earths in Uranus.

I don't think I'll ever be mature enough to not laugh at that.

Flat Earther pickup line

The Earth may be flat
but Uranus is round

BREAKING NEWS : URANUS IS NOT A PLANET

..... you're sitting on it.

A wife and her husband are planning their family, the topic of gender comes up and the wife says: "Men are from mars, Women are from Venus, what do we want my dear?"

Husband: "I'm pretty sure they're both going to come from somewhere closer to Uranus, honey."

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

My favorite joke of all time: What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

A man goes to the doctor

After a few tests he says
Doc, I'm not feeling too good about my future health
The doctor says
Neither do I. Mercury is in Uranus after all
The man replies
What? I don't believe a doctor believes in that astrology stuff
Oh, not that answers the doctor. My thermometer broke

Are you ready to have only 7 planets left?

Because im about to destroy Uranus.

What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?

Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.
Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.

Will I be ok doc?

I doubt it Mercury is in Uranus right now
I replied I don't do that Astrology stuff
Me neither the Doctor replied my thermometer just broke

Ladies. If your man is giving you both the moon and stars

You should be willing to sacrifice uranus

What does a proctologist and an astronomer have in common?

When they look at Uranus, it is always on it's side.

What's the same about the Star Ship Enterprise and Toilet Paper?

They both fly to Uranus and wipe out the cling-ons

Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?

During his routine medical check, the long suffering patient asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it", said doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
The patient said, " I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke in your a**...."

A guy is having a check up at the doctor's...

"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it" sais the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't believe in that astrology c**..., doc"
"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke"

What does star trek and toilet paper have in common

They both circle Uranus looking for klingons

I've decided to stop going to my doctor now I've found out he's into astrology

I went to get the results of a scan and all he had to say was "I've consulted your chart and I can see Cancer is rising in Uranus".

Why was Uranus always mad?

Because it was the b**... of everyone's jokes

What would happen if Uranus collided with earth?

It would be a pain in the a**....

The scientific community has finally agreed to rename the planet Uranus

to Urmama

A man goes to the doctor

After a few tests he says
"Doc, I'm not feeling too good about my future health"
The doctor says
"I would seem so, Mercury is in Uranus after all"
The man scoffs,
"No offence doc, but I dont believe in astrology"
"Neither do I" answers the doctor, "My thermometer broke"

Hey Jeff Bezos, next time, can you fly that p**...-looking rocket...

up Uranus?

Ladies, if he's willing to give you the Moon and the Stars....

You should be able to sacrifice Uranus.

What does the USS Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

What do toilet paper and the USS Enterprise have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!
Happy Star Trek day

An astrologist goes to a doctor

After a few tests he says "Doctor, I'm not feeling too good about my future health"
The doctor says "Neither do I. Mercury is in Uranus after all."
The astrologist exclaims, "What?! You're actually right. I'm shocked that a doctor believes in astrology"
"Oh, not that." replies the doctor. "My thermometer broke"

63 Earths can fit inside Uranus...

64 if you relax.

if you liked planet of the apes

you might enjoy macaque in uranus

Uranus is the coldest place in the solar system

So it's safe to say the sun don't shine there.

Uranus joke, Uranus is the coldest place in the solar system

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