Uranium Jokes

Funniest Uranium Short Jokes

Short uranium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uranium humour may include short nuclear jokes also.

1. How is Valve like Uranium-238? By the time they get to the third Half Life 13.5 Billion years will have passed.
2. I like my women like I like my Uranium-235 Self-destructive, toxic, and decaying on the inside
3. I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes. But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."
4. My chemistry teacher wrote me a heartfelt chemistry poem: Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium.
5. What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table? Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!
6. Give a man a fish and he will be fed for a day, Give a man a gram of uranium and he will be fed for the rest of his life.
7. If brown cake tastes like chocolate and white cake tastes like vanilla, what does yellow cake taste like? Uranium
8. Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)
9. This should be a standard response to chemistry jokes Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium
   Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
   Arsenic Sulphur Tungsten Iodine Phosphorus Einsteinium
   :)
10. if your phone is damaged place it in a bowl of rice this will attract Asians who will fix your phone.
    if no Asians can be attracted with rice try uranium

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Uranium One Liners

Which uranium one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with uranium? I can suggest the ones about nuclear power and nukes.

1. What happens if someone steals uranium? It becomes theiranium
2. How Does Uranium Atom Say Good Bye....? GOTTA SPLIT
3. Why isn't Uranium associated with Ukraine anymore? Cause it lost decay
   God im sorry
4. I only like my Uranium one way. [depleted]
5. What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium? Atomic ache
6. What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common? Na No Cl U
7. Whose Rhenium? Uranium
8. What's the North Korean leader's favorite periodic element? Un un quadium. Then, uranium
9. What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium.
10. What does uranium have in common with a mental ward patient? They're both unstable.
11. Iran is enriching uranium, and Iraq enriches uraqium
12. Me: no u Me, an intellectual: Nobelium Uranium
13. What Pokémon gave Nintendo cancer? Pokémon Uranium
14. When a neutron hits a uranium atom... Potassium. Oxide.
15. What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met? IDK

Comical Uranium Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about uranium you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuclear weapons jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make uranium pranks.