Uptight Jokes
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One from the 1970's . . .
What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?
A t**....
Why is North Korea so uptight all the time
Cause it ain't got no Seoul.
I'll see myself out.
A Hippie was walking along the beach line when he kicked a bottle.
A Hippie was walking along the beach line when he kicked a bottle. Suddenly a genie burst forth and yelled,
"YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM MY 1000 YEAR PRISON, WHAT DO YOU DESIRE? I WILL GIVE YOU THREE WISHES!"
The Hippie looks at the genie and says, "Cool man. I want too be Uptight, Out of sight, and in the groove."
So the genie turns him into a t**....
A woman is talking to a marine...
A woman is talking to a marine that she thinks he is uptight, so she aks him when the last time he had s**... was. He said 1957. She said wow, so she convinced him to have s**... with her and she said that he is still good for it being 1957 when he last had s**.... He said i hope so, it is only 2100!
I used to date my yoga instructor.
Put me in an awkward position at first, but we held on. I bent over backwards to make her happy but she found me uptight and inflexible. Guess it just didn't work out in the long stretch.
Vegans can be so uptight.
They should learn to take a yolk.
How helping my daughters sell Girl Scout cookies almost got me in trouble.....
I have 2 daughters that were in Girl Scouts. I was helping them sell cookies by asking co-workers if they would like to buy a box or 2.
One uptight co-worker found out that they go for $5.00 started balking about the price. Stating he cannot see spending $5.00 for a few minutes of pleasure.
My response was well do you still use condoms as birth control?
What did one belt say to the other?
Come on dude, you need to chill a little, you're way to uptight
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