The Best 7 Upstream Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Upstream jokes. There are some upstream downstream jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these upstream salmon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Upstream Jokes and Puns

What did the fish swimming upstream say when it hit its head?


I keep a folder on fish that swim upstream and can give you a disease if not cooked properly.

The Salmon Manila

Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete.

He looks to the other, and says "dam"

So there was this fish swimming upstream that bumped his head


The contrary Mother-in-law

A neighbor came running to Nasserddin Hodja's house with the news that the Hodja's mother-in-law had been washing her laundry in the river when she fell into the water and drowned. "And we cannot find her body," he continued. "We searched everywhere downstream for her, but all to no avail."

"You should have searched upstream," replied the Hodja. "My mother-in-law is so contrary that she would never go with the flow."

A Grizzly has attacked a school! Four are dead!

Fortunately, the rest of the salmon are OK and are peacefully continuing upstream.

Be careful if you use a public toilet, scientists have recently discovered a new type of bacteria that can swim upstream.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the upstream creek puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working upstream dam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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