Upside Jokes

Funniest Upside Short Jokes

Short upside jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The upside humour may include short downside jokes also.

1. Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost.
2. I am not sure how I feel about having toast for breakfast. On the upside, it's buttered.
   On the downside, it isn't.
3. The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour
4. What is the funniest time of day? 7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!
   This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please :)
5. I didn't think handstands were traumatic. But I just did one and my whole world was turned upside down.
6. Two bats were hanging upside down in a cave The first bat asks the second, Do you remember the worst day of your life?
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   I sure do," said the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.
7. So I was baking a premade pie and the instructions told me to put it in the oven at 180 degrees. Now I'm left with an upside down pie in an oven.
8. Instructions said to preheat oven at 180 degrees Not sure i'll try this recipe again, turning the oven upside down was a real back breaker...
9. On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted... ...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator).
10. I just can't fit an upside boat on my head, and I just don't know why... ...it was clearly capsized

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Upside One Liners

Which upside one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with upside? I can suggest the ones about bright side and advantage.

1. sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)
2. If your boat turns upside down you can wear it on your head It's capsized.
3. I got 66 problems And being upside down is one of them
4. My grandpa said he was built upside down He said his nose runs and his feet smell.
5. There is an upside to eating Tide Pods.... It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.
6. What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow.
7. WHAT DO YOU CALL UPSIDE DOWN MEN NEW
8. I saw an upside down number 6, and I thought... 'That's odd'
9. You know if you smell feet and your nose is running Then you just might be upside down
10. Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas
11. What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down? 4 brunettes
12. Some words look lit when read upside down Like " sapnu puaS "
13. What do Australians call upside down cake? Cake.
14. ɯǝlqoɹd lɐɔᴉuɥɔǝʇ llɐɯs ɐ ǝʌɐɥ I ˙ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯoɹɟ ƆԀ ʍǝu ɐ pǝɹǝpɹo I Read it upside down
15. The word mom looks like wow upside down Just like your mom

Upside Down Jokes

Here is a list of funny upside down jokes and even better upside down puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• People asked me if it rains upside down in Australia. I said: "Yes, but down here, we call it evaporation."
• I didn't understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down... Then the Penne dropped
• Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up? Your feet aren't empty.
• My dad told me he put a draw bridge at our house. Turns out, he installed the garage door upside down.
• You know what they say about non sequiturs... I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!
  (I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)
• My girlfriend and I have started eating our breakfast baps upside down. It's a roll reversal.
• How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar? Turn all the stools upside down.
  (Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)
• My physics teacher told me that even though I may feel down, that there's always an upside in life So she pushed me into the pool and begun the lesson on buoyancy.
• What do you call an upside-down "W"? An M-poster
• The upside of having Alzheimers... is seeing a new woman in your bed every morning.

Turned Upside Jokes

Here is a list of funny turned upside jokes and even better turned upside puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you turn a frown upside down? :( Like this ):
• How do you send a caterpillar 100 feet into the air? Turn it upside down
• This criminal invaded my house and turned my phone book upside down without me realising. Instead of the cops there's some angry guy with a pitchfork on my doorstep.
• If Australia takes over... The whole world will turn upside down.
• How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down
• I hate living with my Australian roommate He's turning my world upside down.
• I had a job as a waiter working at an upside down restaurant, the Management tried to fire me but I turned the tables on them
• It took me 2 weeks to realize my calendar was printed upside-down. What followed was an interesting turn of events.
• *Moves to australia* Now here's a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down.
• What's the one thing that's guaranteed to turn life upside down in a trailer park? A tornado.

Upside Down Pineapple Jokes

Here is a list of funny upside down pineapple jokes and even better upside down pineapple puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's Eleven's favorite dessert? Pineapple upside-down cake.
• If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake.

Cheeky Upside Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about upside you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean silver lining jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make upside pranks.