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27 upset stomach jokes and hilarious upset stomach puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about upset stomach that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short upset stomach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The upset stomach humour may include short stomach upset jokes also.

  1. What do you call a quesadilla that gives you upset stomach? A quesadiarrhea. (A case a diarrhea)
  2. Took my cat to the vet the other day, he had an upset stomach. The vet asked me whats wrong with the cat,
    I told him he isnt "feline" very good.
    (Im sorry im advance)
  3. Upset stomach Don't know what my stomach is upset about, but it has been quite vociferous about it
  4. My son's been really worried about his puppy's upset stomach, so in the night I let him into the garden for a s**.... "Why can't I just use the toilet?" he always asks.

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Upset Stomach One Liners

Which upset stomach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with upset stomach? I can suggest the ones about upset and stomach hurting.

  1. Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach? He ate someone who disagreed with him.
  2. Why did the race car driver have an upset stomach? He had "Indy"gestion
  3. I just had some cheese dip and got an upset stomach Turns out it was a bad queso gas.
  4. What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay
  5. What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach? Vladimir Poopin
  6. What's the best food for an upset stomach? Cheerios.
  7. What does a robber take for an upset stomach? Klepto-bismol
  8. What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
    Elkaseltzer.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about upset stomach can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of upset stomach puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Upset Stomach Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about upset stomach you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean stomach pains jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make upset stomach prank.

I gave a homeless man 10 dollars and told him, "I want to make sure you find something good to eat". After watching him come out of the store with a pack of cigarettes I was quite upset

His stomach was too after I made sure he ate them.

A woman drags her husband to the doctor,

He's been complaining for weeks about a sore stomach. The doc gives the man a full workover and deduces he is missing a vital enzyme mainly found in dog food. Reluctantly they agree to put him on the pet food diet to save his life.
A week later the doc sees her walking the street and asks how he's doing. "He's dead" She replies. The doc is understandably upset "How, dog food is not toxic?" She wipes a tear and says "He was hit by a car in the middle of the road l**... his g**..."

Once Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear had upset stomachs.

They went to the doctor who gave Papa Bear a big dose, Mama Bear a medium dose, and Baby Bear a little dose, and asked them to come again the next day.
The next day, the doctor asked them about the condition of their stomach.
Papa Bear said, "Me very thankful, me did a tankful."
Mama Bear said, "Me very grateful, me did a plateful."
Baby Bear said, "Me broken hearted, me only f**...."

3 boys find a 5 dollar bill on the sidewalk

3 boys find a 5 dollar bill on the sidewalk and try to decide how to spend it.
The first boy says "we should go buy a comic book". The other 2 decide against it, realizing that once they've read it, they'll have nothing left.
The second boy says "we should go buy candy". The other 2 decide against it, realizing that much candy will give them upset stomachs.
The 3rd boy says "I know! We can buy a box of tampons! According to the commercials, with it we can go horseback riding, swimming, biking, jogging..."

Two cannibals are chatting

and the first cannibal says "I killed and ate a m**... yesterday, but I think he gave me an upset stomach."
The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?"
The first cannibal says "Oh, I threw him in the giant p**... of boiling water like always."
The second cannibal says "Makes sense. And what did he look like?"
The first cannibal says "The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals."
And the second cannibal says "Well there's your problem. You boiled him, and he was a friar."

Taking a sick day

An employee walks in to his boss's office and tells him he has an upset stomach and a really bad headache. He then asks his boss what he should do. His boss says, "When I get to feeling really sick like that, I go home, lay down, have s**... with my wife, then sleep the day away. I always awake feeling much better the next day."
The employee shows up the next day bright eyed and bushy tailed, walks in to his boss's office and said "Gee boss, that worked really well! I feel loads better! Nice house by the way..."

A priest walks up to his church's janitor

He then says that he has a problem - his stomach is very upset, and he has been running to the restroom all day. His problem is that the widow Mrs. Idoux is about to show up for her weekly confession, as she does every Friday at exactly 3:00. He asks the janitor to stand in for him at her confession, because Mrs. Idoux always has the same confession, carnal thoughts about a specific man. The priest says that he always gives Mrs. Idoux 10 Hail Marys and sends her on her way. The Janitor agrees, it is obvious the Priest would not ask such a thing were it unnecessary.
The Janitor steps in, and a couple minutes later, the widow Mrs. Idoux steps in to the confession booth. Mrs. Idoux says "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have caved into my carnal thoughts and performed o**... s**... on a man who is not my husband." The Janitor, realizing he cannot give the same penance for carnal thoughts as o**... s**..., so he quietly steps out of the booth, calls an altar boy over, and asks "Hey, kid - what does the priest give for o**... s**...?", to which the boy replies "A coke and a snickers bar, why do you ask?"

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