Ups Package Jokes

Funniest Ups Package Short Jokes

Short ups package jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ups package humour may include short fedex ups jokes also.

1. What is house arrest for grown-ups? "Your package will be delivered tomorrow between 9AM and 5PM."
2. UPS- Your package has been delivered Me- Ok, thanks, but why was it livered in the first place?
3. I competed in a contest to see who could throw a package the farthest. I won and got the job as an UPS driver!
4. I deliver jokes the same way UPS delivers packages... ...mangled and missing the most important parts.
5. FedEx has come up with a new slogan to compete with UPS "You'll get your package in a blast!"
6. So a gay UPS delivery man came to my door today... He was very persistant on checking my package.

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Ups Package One Liners

Which ups package one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ups package? I can suggest the ones about packing boxes and package delivery.

1. Dating a UPS employee is great They really know how to handle your package
2. The UPS guy accidentally dropped my package Ups
3. Yo girl, are you from UPS? Cause I saw you checkin' out my package.
4. Excuse me, do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package.
5. I told my girlfriend she should work at UPS She's good at handling packages

Ups Package Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about ups package you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean packaging jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ups package pranks.