Uprising Jokes

Funniest Uprising Short Jokes

Short uprising jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uprising humour may include short rebellion jokes also.

1. So Hawaii recently made a new law in regards to noise and the increase of noise complaints due to an uprising in loud laughter. They now have to use a low ha
2. The uprising of the machines When the machines finally rise up and access my fitness bracelet data, they will realize that I am not a threat.
3. Did you hear that a bunch of mechanics started an uprising and overthrew the government? they called it the "Automan" Empire.
4. Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
5. It's the year 3018, and I just incited a Communist uprising Seems I started a Marxian revolution

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Uprising One Liners

Which uprising one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with uprising? I can suggest the ones about uplifting and rebel.

1. Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class.
2. Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
3. What do you call an uprising of people who can't talk? A mute-iny.
4. Why are we incapable of stopping the Dad Joke uprising? They're already self-aware.
5. Hear about the pigeon uprising? They're planning a coup
6. Did you hear about the guy who fought against gravity? He started an uprising.
7. What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school? A mutant-y
8. What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an e**...? A political uprising.

Silly & Ridiculous Uprising Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about uprising you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean invasion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make uprising pranks.