Uprising Jokes

27 uprising jokes and hilarious uprising puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about uprising that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Uprising Short Jokes

Short uprising jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uprising humour may include short rebellion jokes also.

  1. So Hawaii recently made a new law in regards to noise and the increase of noise complaints due to an uprising in loud laughter. They now have to use a low ha
  2. The uprising of the machines When the machines finally rise up and access my fitness bracelet data, they will realize that I am not a threat.
  3. Did you hear that a bunch of mechanics started an uprising and overthrew the government? they called it the "Automan" Empire.
  4. Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
  5. It's the year 3018, and I just incited a Communist uprising Seems I started a Marxian revolution
  6. If a millennial asks you... If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes

    Tell them that they're too young to remember the d**... uprising of the 1980s

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Uprising One Liners

Which uprising one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with uprising? I can suggest the ones about risen and awakening.

  1. Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class.
  2. Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
  3. I heard the ChatGPT servers are slow because they're too busy planning their AI uprising.
  4. Are you the Proletariat? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class.
  5. What do you call an uprising of people who can't talk? A mute-iny.
  6. What do you call an uprising in a poultry farm? A chicken coup
  7. What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)
  8. Why are we incapable of stopping the Dad Joke uprising? They're already self-aware.
  9. Hear about the pigeon uprising? They're planning a coup
  10. Did you hear about the guy who fought against gravity? He started an uprising.
  11. The zombies uprising is everybodys concern... It's a grave matter.
  12. What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school? A mutant-y
  13. What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an e**...? A political uprising.

Uprising joke, What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an e**...?

Silly & Ridiculous Uprising Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about uprising you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uplifting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make uprising pranks.

I read about a feudal uprising where a duke's son was killed by rebels.

They used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements with the only available ordinance: a peasant's decapitated head.
It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

Uprising joke, Why are we incapable of stopping the Dad Joke uprising?