The Best 9 Uppercase Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Uppercase jokes. There are some uppercase cursive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these uppercase italic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Uppercase Jokes and Puns

I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today

Stupid capital punishment

What is a uppercase 'i'?

Pointless.

Remember proper protection this valentines day

Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

WHY DID THE PRISONER TYPE IN ALL UPPERCASE?

THEY WERE SENTENCED TO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.


Incorrect password!

Your password must contain:

a Uppercase letter

A number

A haiku

A gang sign

A hieroglyph

And the blood of a Virgin

Always write names in uppercase!

You'd rather "Help your uncle Jack off the horse" than "Help your uncle jack off the horse".

Did you know that all types of teas can be divided in two categories?

Uppercase and lowercase.

A guy attended a funeral...

... and asked the widow:

– What is the wi-fi password?

– RESPECT THE DECEASED! said the widow

– uppercase or lowercase? said the guy

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the uppercase numerical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working uppercase capitalize piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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