Upload Jokes

Funniest Upload Short Jokes

Short upload jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The upload humour may include short submission jokes also.

1. I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions 1. My credit card number
   2. My social security number
   3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
2. Yesterday my brother uploaded a status on Facebook. He wrote in his facebook status "I love my girlfriend <3"
   I knew that he liked them young but this is getting out of hand.
3. Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
4. Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download
   2. What their daughters upload
5. Why couldn't the pirate see the movie?! the uploader forgot to take the lens-cap off after the movie started
6. I uploaded a picture of a walnut but people complained that it was too blurry. Now I have to deal with the nut post clarity.
7. ELI5: Why are download speeds so much faster than upload speeds? Is it because of gravity?
8. Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any.
9. "Did you upload the permissions to the server?" "Uh oh."
   "Why is everything pictures of fruit?!"
   "I have dyslexia."
10. My Tinder Inbox got flooded with messages from pretty girls after I changed my Profile Pic Who knew uploading Ted Bundy's Picture as a joke would attract so many girls!

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Upload One Liners

Which upload one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with upload? I can suggest the ones about backup and download.

1. I tried uploading a picture of the Titanic to OneDrive ... But it just kept syncing.
2. What do you call a potato that uploads videos? A you-tuber.
3. I uploaded a video to YouTube of me filming around my windowless house. Zero views.
4. I uploaded a video on YouTube about how to clean your fingers. The thumbnail was dirty.
5. Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
6. The uploading in Russia is horrible... But the inSTALIN is amazing!
7. So i uploaded this sick new video to Youtube... Yeah, it went viral
8. A potato started a channel on YouTube and began uploading videos It became a Youtuber.
9. Every day we stay further from god... ... unless T-Series forgets to upload a video.
10. What type of load only rises? An upload
11. I found images of Olym! I'll upload them in four years.
    Olym Pics hype!
12. POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
13. I uploaded a video to Youtube and it wasn't stolen/ reuploaded by ViralHog! ...
14. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late.
    Uploaded with Internet Explorer .
15. Someone stole a NFL playbook, uploaded it to the internet. All the plays were bootlegs.

Comical Upload Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about upload you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean submitted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make upload pranks.