Upload Jokes
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Funniest Upload Short Jokes
Short upload jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The upload humour may include short submission jokes also.
- I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions 1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate - Yesterday my brother uploaded a status on Facebook. He wrote in his facebook status "I love my girlfriend <3"
I knew that he liked them young but this is getting out of hand. - I just scored a 180 on an IQ test answering three simple questions ! 1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate - Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
- How many 12 year old girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 11; 1 to actually put the lightbulb in, and the other 10 to take hundreds of pictures and upload them to Facebook.
- Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download
2. What their daughters upload - Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme? Because attachments are forbidden.
- I just scored a 170 on an online IQ test and only had to answer three simple questions 1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a signed copy of my birth certificate - Why couldn't the pirate see the movie?! the uploader forgot to take the lens-cap off after the movie started
- I uploaded a picture of a walnut but people complained that it was too blurry. Now I have to deal with the nut post clarity.
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Upload One Liners
Which upload one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with upload? I can suggest the ones about backup and download.
- I tried uploading a picture of the Titanic to OneDrive ... But it just kept syncing.
- What do you call a potato that uploads videos? A you-tuber.
- I uploaded a video to YouTube of me filming around my windowless house. Zero views.
- I uploaded a video on YouTube about how to clean your fingers. The thumbnail was dirty.
- Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
- The uploading in Russia is horrible... But the inSTALIN is amazing!
- So i uploaded this sick new video to Youtube... Yeah, it went viral
- A potato started a channel on YouTube and began uploading videos It became a Youtuber.
- Every day we stay further from god... ... unless T-Series forgets to upload a video.
- What type of load only rises? An upload
- Yo momma so fat! That when she uploaded her profile pic to facebook the servers crashed!
- Yo mama so fat it took me three years to upload a picture of her to imgur
- I found images of Olym! I'll upload them in four years.
Olym Pics hype! - POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
- I uploaded a video to Youtube and it wasn't stolen/ reuploaded by ViralHog! ...
Upload Videos Jokes
Here is a list of funny upload videos jokes and even better upload videos puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I love to watch videos where they explain the elements However, they only upload... Periodically
- hi people i have recently made a channel called ree i will tell u why to sub
1 i will upload edited and funny videos
2 i will stream battle royale i have over 400 wins
playing with big you tubers - With Halloween approaching, I tried uploading some exorcist videos to YouTube. They all got demonetized
- I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D
Comical Upload Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about upload you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transfer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make upload pranks.
I tried uploading my s**... tape to PornHub.
They told me to try Vine.
I wanted to upload the Mexico-Chile game to PornHub...
... but PornHub said they don't accept r**....
I tried uploading Eminems response to MGK on pornhub
But it doesn't allow r**...
ELI5: Why are download speeds so much faster than upload speeds?
Is it because of gravity?
Error 404
It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any.
"Did you upload the permissions to the server?"
"Uh oh."
"Why is everything pictures of fruit?!"
"I have dyslexia."
Why did the serial killer create a Pinterest account?
To upload pictures of his coffee table made out of palates
I tried to upload the COD: Infinite warfare trailer to pornhub
But they don't accept r**....
What do you call it when you soak a thumbdrive in v**... and shove it up your keister...
an upload.
I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub...
But they removed it for r**...
I suggested to my tech-illiterate friend she upload her photos on Instagram, but she just sent them to me in one big zip file.
Sigh... *unzips*