Uplifting Jokes
34 uplifting jokes and hilarious uplifting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about uplifting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for joyful, uplifting jokes to lift your mood? Here's a collection of some excitingly funny and heartwarming jokes, perfect for seniors looking for a bit of light relief. Read through our collection of uplifting jokes and get on the Schindler's List of funniness!
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Funniest Uplifting Short Jokes
Short uplifting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uplifting humour may include short cheering up jokes also.
- If you watch 127 Hours backwards It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.
- My first time on an escalator... ...was quite uplifting, the second time though was a letdown
- My first time using the elevator... was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down. - What do bras have in common with Martin Luther King?? Both focus on uplifting the downtrodden masses!!
- Have you heard the one about the woman who was saved from a river by a crane operator? It's an uplifting story
- You know Darth Vader actually did get married. Even though he's kind of a downer she's much more uplifting… her name is ella
- My new bank is very uplifting... I'm $1,000 in debt, but they said my balance is *outstanding*!
- Airplane Humor I'm reading a book about a man who stopped an airplane from crashing.
It's pretty uplifting. - The elevator guy in the heaven's main building is very popular... ... because he helps uplift everybody's spirits.
- I introduced science and technology to the frogs in my neighborhood in an attempt to uplift their species. All of my neighbors are mad at me now because now the frogs only say rivet .
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Uplifting One Liners
Which uplifting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with uplifting? I can suggest the ones about inspiring and optimistic.
- I just got hired at the helium factory I find the job uplifting.
- I decided to buy a bra to cheer me up. It was an uplifting experience.
- Heard some uplifting news today. They finally fixed the elevator.
- My dad met a group of forklift operators today He said they were very uplifting
- What's the best job? Any job that involves operating a crane. It's seriously uplifting.
- The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting Then it brought me down
- My girlfriend took me bra shopping It was an uplifting experience
- I watched a documentary about cranes today... ...it was very uplifting
- When I rode an elevator, it was really uplifting But it let me down the next time
- I want to make a joke about erectile dysfunction But for some, it's not very uplifting.
- Flying can always make you happy. It's just so uplifting.
- Say what you want about elevator music... At least it's uplifting.
- Why are fingerprints always so uplifting? They make people feel better.
- Shovels were a ground breaking invention... But dumbbells were an uplifting one.
- Whats strong, uplifting, and always gets a spot on the news a tornado
Comedy Uplifting Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about uplifting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean upright jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make uplifting pranks.
An elderly Jewish man is sitting on a park bench reading the Tehran Times
A friend sees him and says, "Oy, Moishe! How can you read that rag? Don't you know the things they say about us?"
To which the man replies, "Well, I used to read to read the Jewish papers, but they're so depressing. Every headline is 'Jews Being Persecuted!' 'Jews Living in Poverty!' 'Jews Being Oppressed!'. But now I read these Arab papers and the headlines are all 'Jews Own All the Banks!' 'Jews Control the Media!' 'Jews Run the World!'. It's much more uplifting!"
Why is working a s**... prevention hotline such an uplifting job?
Win or lose, you get no bad customer reviews.
My brother works in the garage door business
I asked him how it is. He said it has its ups and downs.
He's really happy for the job, though. The opportunity was really an open door for him.
Apparently they've made him into their main salesperson, since he really knows how to close the deal.
I hope you found these puns to be....uplifting.
The religion of bras.
There are basically 3 types of bras for women that can be described in religious terms.
There's the Catholic bra: it holds the masses.
There's the Salvation Army bra: it uplifts the downtrodden.
There's the Baptist bra: it makes mountains out of mole-hills.
