The Best 19 Upholstery Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Upholstery jokes. There are some upholstery wreckage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these upholstery rugs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Upholstery Jokes and Puns

My dad fell into an upholstery machine last week.

He's fully recovered now.

I'm not sure what gender fluid is...

...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.

Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine?

He is fully recovered.

Upholstery joke, Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine?

I had a terrible accident a while ago and fell into an upholstery machine.

I'm fully recovered now...

I had an industrial accident last week.

I fell into an upholstery machine, but I'm fully recovered now.


My upholstery business failed.

I'm still trying to recover.

Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine?

No need to worry, he's fully recovered

Upholstery joke, Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine?

Did you here about the guy that feel into the upholstery machine?

Yes he is totally recovered now

A friend of mine works making furniture

He fell into the upholstery machine.Took a while to get him out, but he's all recovered now.

What happened to the guy who fell into the upholstery machine?

He died

Just heard a man was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun - Tragic!

It's ok, the Surgeon said he is fully recovered..

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A man was attacked by a guy with an upholstery nail gun.

He's okay. He's recovered now.

Last week I had an accident at the upholstery factory

I'm fully recovered now.

Would you call a drunk...

...working at an upholstery a recovering alcoholic?

My brother fell into an upholstery machine.

It's okay. He's completely recovered.

Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine?

It's okay, he's completely *recovered*.

Upholstery joke, Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine?

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

I was recently involved in a car jacking

Thankfully nothing got on the upholstery.

A guy at work fell into our upholstery machine a week ago

Don't worry, he's fully re-covered


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the upholstery biopsy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working upholstery investigation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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