Upholstery Jokes

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Funniest Upholstery Short Jokes

Short upholstery jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The upholstery humour may include short furniture jokes also.

1. I'm not sure what gender fluid is... ...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.
2. My sister who works at an upholstery factory fell into one of the machines yesterday…. Don't worry she's recovered
3. I had a terrible accident a while ago and fell into an upholstery machine. I'm fully recovered now...
4. I had an industrial accident last week. I fell into an upholstery machine, but I'm fully recovered now.
5. Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine? No need to worry, he's fully recovered
6. Did you here about the guy that feel into the upholstery machine? Yes he is totally recovered now
7. A friend of mine works making furniture He fell into the upholstery machine.Took a while to get him out, but he's all recovered now.
8. My dad was working on some furniture and fell into the upholstery machine. But don't worry, he's fully recovered.
9. Just heard a man was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun - Tragic! It's ok, the Surgeon said he is fully recovered..
10. Doctor... Doctor #1: How is the patient who fell into the upholstery machine?
    Doctor #2: He's fully recovered.

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Upholstery One Liners

Which upholstery one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with upholstery? I can suggest the ones about cushions and couch.

1. My dad fell into an upholstery machine last week. He's fully recovered now.
2. My upholstery business failed. I'm still trying to recover.
3. What happened to the guy who fell into the upholstery machine? He died
4. A man was attacked by a guy with an upholstery nail gun. He's okay. He's recovered now.
5. Last week I had an accident at the upholstery factory I'm fully recovered now.
6. Would you call a drunk... ...working at an upholstery a recovering alcoholic?
7. My brother fell into an upholstery machine. It's okay. He's completely recovered.
8. How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion? Eh. Sew-sew.
9. I was recently involved in a car jacking Thankfully nothing got on the upholstery.

Giggle-Inducing Upholstery Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about upholstery you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean floor covering jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make upholstery pranks.