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You can't just pick and choose which tenets of Islam you uphold.
There's no Allah-carte option.
How many Paladins does it take to install a ceiling lamp?
Two, one to the screw the bolts in and the other to uphold the light.
A right-wing law firm is trying to overturn Roe v Wade.
They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.
All in all, it was a classic case of abort, retry, fail.
I'm in jail for assault, but I had to uphold my honor when he bit his thumb at me.
That'll teach that baby...
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