The Best 8 Upgraded Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Upgraded jokes. There are some upgraded redid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these upgraded microsoft puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Upgraded Jokes and Puns

I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he hasnt upgraded his computer to Windows 10..

He said "I still love Vista baby!"

How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house?

When you come home, your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.

An Asian person robbed my house.

1. My homework is done.

2. My computer is upgraded to its maximum potential.

3. There's a person trying to back out of the driveway.

How do you know you've been burgled by asians?

You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway.

Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp?

Now they call it the LED zeppelin.


Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon.

When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied,
" They Argon."

So I just upgraded to Windows 10, I'm not happy about it.

My mouse cursor was on the left side of the screen but my mouse was in the middle of my mouse pad.

I upgraded Windows after complaining my computer was slow...

but it doesn't seem any better. The extra light in the room is nice though.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the upgraded enhance jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working upgraded ransomware piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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