The Best 10 Updog Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Updog jokes. There are some updog gmail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these updog motherfuckers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Updog Jokes and Puns

Husband: Grab some updog on your way home hon..

Wife: for the last time Greg, the kids an I are never coming back. Stop calling us, please...

Husband: not much, what's up with you?

We have to bury my dog today.

Mom: Don't be sad. All dogs go to heaven.
Me: Thanks mom. Where does updog go?
Mom: What's up dog?
Me: Not much dog. Just looking for a shovel.

Me: it smells like upsexy in here...

My crush: what's updog?

Updog joke, Me: it smells like upsexy in here...

Me: Hey babe can you grab some updog on the way home?

Ex-wife: I told you I'm never coming home, you never listened to me.
Me: Not much, you? *chuckles to self*

A genie appears in front of a man, and grants him three wishes.

Man: For my first wish, I would like a TV camera to look at during oppurtune moments.

Genie: Granted. Your second wish?

Man: I wish everyone was super gullible.

Genie: Done. And for your final wish?

Man: I wish for updog.

Genie: What's updog?

Man: Not much, how about you? *Looks into camera*


Me: It smells like updog in here.

Girl: What's updog?
Me: Well I've been having a hard time with depression Karen...

I just got a whole bunch of updog in the mail!!

"what's updog" you ask?

oh not much.. just chillin! what's up with you?

Updog joke, I just got a whole bunch of updog in the mail!!

Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?

I wish that I had some updog...

Does anyone here have any updog?

Seriously, does anyone here have any updog?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the updog joke jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working updog pungent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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