Unwind Jokes
10 unwind jokes and hilarious unwind puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unwind that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good unwind joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Chemists in a pub
After a long day, two chemists, Bill and Bob, go to a pub to unwind. Bob says to the barkeeper, "I'll just have a glass of H^2 0." Bill chimes in, "I'll have a glass of water too". They take a seat as he asks Bob, "Why did you refer to water with its chemical composition?" Bob did not answer, fuming that his assassination attempt had failed.
Why don't mummies like vacations?
They're afraid to unwind!
Happy Spooky Month!!
What do pirates do to unwind?
They have some arrr and arrr
What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?
By opening the door.
Why didn't the mummy go on vacation?
He was afraid he'd relax and unwind!
You know how some dogs turn around several times before lying down and going to sleep?
They must be watch dogs. That's how they unwind.
how does a serial killer unwind?
netflix and kill
How does ted bundy unwind after a long day of killing?
He takes a psycho bath
What do Doctors do to unwind?
They go for casual tea.
Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 year old whiskey.
She refused to drink it.
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