Unwell Jokes
5 unwell jokes and hilarious unwell puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unwell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Feeling unwell? No need to worry! This article will bring you some relief with its collection of hilarious jokes that involve being unwell, such as using a diseased emoticon or feeling queasy. Whether you're feeling a bit off or downright sick, these jokes will lighten the mood.
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What is a good unwell joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I handed my wife some paracetamol.
I handed my wife some paracetamol (i.e Tylenol), to which she gave me an odd look. She asked me "why would I want these?"
"Do you not have a headache?"
"No" she responded.
"Not feeling unwell at all?"
"No, I am feeling perfectly fine".
"That's great, we can have s**... this evening then".
There's a rumour that North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un is dead.
But personally, I think he's just Kim Jong Un-well
My uncle Hans (a hotdog lover) has been very ill recently. Last night, craving a hotdog, he went on a drive to the nearest hotdog stand. Sadly, as he was driving, he became even more unwell...
...he took a turn for the wurst.
A guy goes to the doctor, feeling slightly unwell.
He goes in and asks the doctor if he can do some tests to see what it is.
The doctor comes back 10 minutes later and says, "Good news: you have a rare disease. Bad news, you have a rare disease."
The guy asks,"So what is it? What's the disease called?"
The doctor says,"Your choice."
How much does an unwell octopus cost?
Sick Squid.
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