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HOW i got rich

One rich man is asked how he got rich. He answers: I bought one unwashed apple in the market for a dollar, washed it and sold it for 2, then bought 2 unwashed apples, washed it and sold it for 4. -And so gradually you got rich? - No, after 2 years, my grandmother died and left me a legacy of 4 billion dollars, and I stopped doing nonsense

What's the difference between, anything serious, and 25 unwashed homeless Juggalo d**...?

Yo momma never takes anything serious.

What is round, ugly, smeared with chocolate and just showed up unwashed to your first date?

A tinder surprise.

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

I've never understood picky eaters...

you won't eat a tomato but you'll put someones unwashed g**... in your mouth.

I like to dress up in the clothes of unwashed nuns.

I guess I've got a dirty habit.

Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs

'Buy one get one flea'


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