Unwanted Jokes
42 unwanted jokes and hilarious unwanted puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unwanted that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the complex topic of unwanted jokes and how they can be damaging, both on an individual and systemic level. Unwanted jokes, sometimes shared uninvited or unintended, often target those in institutions or children who are particularly vulnerable. Read on to learn more about how these jokes impact those who experience them.
Funniest Unwanted Short Jokes
Short unwanted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unwanted humour may include short unpleasant jokes also.
- I understand wanting to celebrate 11 additional days of Christmas for a total of 12... But all I can ever think about is some poor woman out there got 23 unwanted birds.
- What do a stomach pump and an exorcist have in common? They're both used to remove unwanted spirits from a body.
- Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank. Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.
- Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot? Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.
- Do you know why Germany will send their most unwanted prisoners to Greece? Because whenever they send something to Greece, they'll never get it back.
- If you want to keep unwanted people out of America, Instead of building a wall, don't defund Planned Parenthood
- I think I was an unwanted child I'm 36 years old and my mother is still chasing me around with a coat hanger
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw... that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
RIP Joan Rivers. - What does a ghost with an unwanted pregnancy do? She gets an aBOOtion. Could've been avoided by using BOO control, or by taking plan BOO
- My mom said I should dress up as Trump's Wall for Halloween since I was unwanted. All I heard was 'Don't forget mother's day next year'
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Unwanted One Liners
Which unwanted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unwanted? I can suggest the ones about unnecessary and needless.
- How do they kill unwanted insects in the hungarian capital? With Budapesticide.
- What do you call an unwanted sext? A molext.
- Where does the gardener go to get rid of her unwanted flowers? Plant Parenthood
- What do you call an unwanted female cow? A miss steak mistake.
- On the First Day of Christmas, my True Love Gave To me.... An unwanted pregnancy.
- A gardener found unwanted scallions growing in with his crops His garden sprung a leek.
- How do you get rid of the unwanted 200 pounds in your life? You break up with her.
- How do you call mosquitoes where you live? We don't. They just come unwanted
- How do you call mentally ill unwanted baby? Special Ops
- Why did the sausage and the bun have an unwanted pregnancy? They didn't use a condiment.
- How do the Amish avoid unwanted pregnancies?
- Have You heard about the unwanted fetus?
- How can women help prevent more unwanted pregnancies? By using their head!
- Have you heard of Eats Unwanted Leftovers Man? He's the hero this city feeds
- What does a ghost with an unwanted pregnancy get? An aBOOOOOrtion!
Unwanted Child Jokes
Here is a list of funny unwanted child jokes and even better unwanted child puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A child is all alone with a lustful priest. The kid ends up grabbing him by the c**... to stop the unwanted advances. The priest then says "look kid, don't make this any harder than it needs to be".

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Unwanted Jokes
What funny jokes about unwanted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uncomfortable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unwanted pranks.
There's a Marine in Afghanistan
A marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back.
So, the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 24 pictures of women (with clothes and some without) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
I lost 140 unwanted, useless, life-s**... pounds - in only 6 weeks!
I got a divorce.
There is a road nearby called Berlin Street.
True story, and not quite a joke, but this just happened. All I can say is our daughter pays a lot of attention to things. Anyway, I needed to drop off a letter, and asked my wife, "Isn't the post office on Berlin Street?"
"Yes, but I think I heard it's actually pronounced BERL-in, not ber-LIN. The city changed the pronunciation around World War II due to unwanted association with Germany."
Then my 4-year old daughter said, fully serious, "is that why we say POOPIN' instead of POOTIN'?"
A soldier's revenge after his SO broke up
A soldier serving in Afghanistan was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying,
"I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
How do you get rid of unwanted p**... hair?
*hawk cough spit*
What do you call "the unwanted c**... that 300 million people will regret in future"?
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are.
Please keep your photo and return the others.”
LPT: If you're a man with unwanted erections in public places, take of all your clothes, dance around and yell that you're a strawberry. You will feel awkward and the blood will instead rush to your face.
I'm opening a store where women can exchange old unwanted items for a breast e**....
Tat-for-t**....
