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96 unusual jokes and hilarious unusual puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unusual that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Read on for a collection of comedic gems that are sure to leave you in stitches! Find out if you can get a chuckle out of these unusual jokes involving Christmas, Halloween, cheese, golf, crackers, cows, doctors and more! Explore the unique and remarkable tales that will tantalize your unfamiliar senses!

Funniest Unusual Short Jokes

Short unusual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unusual humour may include short peculiar jokes also.

  1. I asked a girl for her name. She said it was "Pitaka"
    I said: "That's an unusual name, you don't hear that every day."
    To which she replyed: "Actually, I do"
  2. airport security asked me if I've seen anything unusual ...I just paid $18 for a coke & a ham sandwich...Let's start with that.
  3. A guy goes to the doctor. A guy goes to the doctor.
    "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
    "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
    "Is it common?"
    "It's not unusual."
  4. Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger... But she has an unusual amount of mining equipment.
  5. Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism? Apparently it's because of the unusually high mercury content.
  6. A contestant made a meringue on Australian Masterchef and the crowd started clapping and cheering. The host said, "This is very unusual for an Australian audience. They normally Boo meringues!!"
  7. I have this unusual medical condition where I can't stop making silly airport puns. The doctor says it's terminal.
  8. Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once
    Cop: I mean around here
    Me: nah they live in water
  9. Wife and I were talking about unusual names. Saw a Dr. Teak. Said if he had a daughter, the greatest name would be Ann. Then I thought, no, that would be old-fashioned.
  10. "Doctor! Doctor! I can't stop singing Delilah!" "It sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome."
    "Is it common?"
    "It's not unusual..."

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Unusual One Liners

Which unusual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unusual? I can suggest the ones about strange and bizarre.

  1. I can only think of one word with three U's in it. That's unusual. Really.
  2. I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual
  3. I have been diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome It's not unusual.
  4. What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell
  5. There was a unusual fight at the local chippy 2 fish got battered
  6. Doctor, I think I have Tom Jones disease Dr: it's not unusual...
  7. What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?
    Einswine
  8. She said I was "hard to read". I told her it was my unusual typeface.
  9. How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual
  10. Which pharaoh had the most unusual farts? Tootuncommon
  11. My Chinese gave me a confectionary made with an unusual flour. The cake was a rye
  12. 4/3/4/3 iambic meter isn't unusual It's actually common.
  13. Tom Jones Man: Doctor I think I'm Tom Jones
    Doctor: Thats not unusual
  14. Why did the goldfish visit the behavioural therapist? He was acting unusually fish-ous
  15. I had a dog called Minton, who had an unusual habit of eating shuttlecocks. Badminton.

Unusual joke, I had a dog called Minton, who had an unusual habit of eating shuttlecocks.

Happy Unusual Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about unusual you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unusual pranks.

A man walks into the doctors office

A man walks into the doctors office and says: doctor doctor I keep bursting into song!
doctor:you have Tom Jones syndrome
man:Tom Jones syndrome? Is it rare?
Doctor:it's not unusual

What were you thinking?

Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
j**... Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?

A riddle for the day

A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!

An Odd f**......

A guy is just coming out of the store when he sees an unusual f**... procession moving down the road. In front is a black hearse, which is followed at a respectable distance of about 30 feet by another, slow moving hearse. Behind the two walks a man with a dog. And some twenty feet behind him is a line of 100 more men, walking just as slowly.
His curiosity gets the better of him and he approaches the man with the dog as they pass, falling into step beside him.
"This may not be the best time..." he begins "but I've never seen a f**... like this, so I need to ask what's going on. Who's in the first hearse?"
"My wife" says the man with the dog, mournfully. "She yelled at me, so Rover attacked and killed her." As if it feels guilty, the dog lowers its head and tail at the mention of his name.
"Oh.. oh my. I'm so sorry for your loss." Says the second guy. He walks alongside in respectful silence for a while before, once more, curiosity gets the better of him. "So whose in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law." comes the reply. "She tried to help my wife, so Rover killed her too."
"Oh my god, that's awful!" says the other guy, and walks alongside in respectful silence for a moment more. Eventually, he looks up and says "I don't suppose I could borrow your dog, could I?"
"Get in line." answers the guy.

A man goes to the doctor ...

... and says "Doctor, I'm having a really strange problem. I can't get the song *What's New, p**...* out of my head.
Doctor says, "Well, it sounds like you may have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man opens his eyes wide. "I never heard of that before," he said. "Is it rare?"
Doctor shakes his head. "It's not unusual."

Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently?

The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!

James Thurber's crossword puzzle.

Laid up in the hospital, James Thurber passed the time doing crossword puzzles.
One day he asked a nurse, What seven-letter word has three u's in it?
She said, I don't know, but it must be unusual.

A man goes to the doctor...

... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs."
To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man asks, "Is this common?"
The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."

Tom Jones Syndrome

A woman goes to a doctor's office to get results back from a test she took a few weeks ago. The doctor sits her down and tells her "You have TJS, Tom Jones Syndrome." The woman, scared, asks "Is it rare?" and the doctor replies "It's not unusual"

A man goes to his doctor

"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New p**...."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."

"Tom Jones Syndrome"

A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives.
"Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?"
Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!"
The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Is it common?" Jim asks
"Well it's not unusual"
First post.

A man heard a talk show was looking for people with unusual talents

When he showed up to audition for the segment the talk show host asked him what talent he was going to perform. The man explained "I imitate birds." The talk show host laughed, waving him away saying "thousands of people can imitate birds. We want something nobody has ever seen before." The man shrugged, flapped his arms, and flew away.

A guy goes to see his doctor...

He says to his doctor:
>Man: "Doctor, I can't get that song "She's a Lady" out of my head... I keep singing it over and over, but it just won't go away...."
>Doctor: "Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
>Man: "Oh no.... Is it serious?"
>Doctor: "Well, it's not unusual."

I asked my masseuse if it was unusual to get an e**... during a massage...

the masseuse replied, "not at all it happens all the time."
So i said, "well do you mind keeping it out of my face."

A tourist in Chinatown sees a sign advertising "Hans Olafsen's Laundry"

He goes inside to check it out, and there's an old Asian man in the corner.
"How did this place get named 'Hans Olafsen's Laundry'?" he asks.
"It's named after me, Hans Olafsen." said the man.
"That's an unusual name for a Chinese man" observed the tourist.
"When I was in the immigration center, I followed a man named Hans Olafsen. When they asked my name, I told them 'Sam Ting'".

A riddle for today

A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
[The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)

TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.

FINNISH HYMN!!!

"Five Horses Is Her Name"

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean ..."
"NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"

White Horse

A white horse walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He moves aside, minds his own business; but the barkeep hasn't had such an unusual patron for a long time. He's curious.
He ransacks his brain, and can't come up with a better line than... "you know, there's a whiskey named after you?"
And the white horse replies:
"What? Eric?"

You're approached by a stranger while walking your dog in the park.

The stranger says "That's an unusual looking dog."
You reply with "It's interbred."
Suddenly, a duck waddles up and says "Guess who else is into bread?"

A guy goes to see his doctor...

He says, "Doctor, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home."
The Doctor says, "Hmmm, it sounds to me like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Tom Jones Syndrome, is that common?"
"It's not unusual."

After much discussion, it was decided that Korea would divide its capital city into two, half for North and half for South, the job of splitting the city went to some unusual ministers: Cenobites. In their first public address about their new task, they gave their mission statement:

"We'll tear your Seoul apart"

Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?

I asked my friend.
He wants to be a garbageman, 
he replied.
That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.
Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.

My Doctor just diagnosed me with Tom Jones Syndrome...

"Is it common?" I said.
"Well..." He replied
"It's not unusual"

OCD

My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made,
It's an extremely rare dish-order........

Dumbo is an unusual nickname for an Elephant

But I guess naming my son Elephant wasn't very conventional either

A guy visits a doctor's office

Guy: "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'What's New, p**...'. You have to help me."
Doctor: "Hmmm, it sounds like you have 'Tom Jones syndrome'."
Guy: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."

A man goes to the doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor you've got to help me...

A man goes to the doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor you've got to help me, I can't stop singing what's new p**..."
The doctor says "Seems like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome"
The man says "Well, what is it? Is it rare"
And the doctor goes "Well, It's not unusual"

A man goes to the doctor's office...

He tells the doctor "It's the strangest thing. Every time I see a cat, I can't help singing "What's new p**..., woah-oh-oh".
The doctor says "I've heard of this before! It's called 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" The man asks. "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"

The Bet

Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says: "I want to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely n**...."
They agree to her unusual request and she strips n**... from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams: "I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.
For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says: "What did she roll, anyway?"
The second dealer says: "I don't know. I thought *you* were watching."

What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry

A Mobius stripper

In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

A woman gets called into her office HR department

They tell her that they noticed her password for her login was very unusual and asked her how she chose "DocGrumpyHappySleepyBashfulSneezyDopeySacarmento"
She said - "well the instructions were to have a password with seven characters and have at least one capitol, so I thought I was just following the rules"

A woman goes to the doctor due to some distressing symptoms.

She tells him she can't stop dancing and crooning ballads.
Ma'am, you have Tom Jones syndrome he says.
Oh no! Is it rare? She asks.
Well, it's not unusual....

A rather old one.

Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.
"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"
His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."

" doctor I can't stop singing What's New p**...."

" I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome."
" is it rare?" " it's not unusual."

An essay by lil Johnny

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..."
"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"
"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

A guy says, ...

A guy says, "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing What's new p**...?"
The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."
Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."

I got talking to this girl the other day. I asked her her name.

She said, "My name's Batarka."
I said, "That's an unusual name, you don't hear that every day."
To which she replied, "Actually, I do."

A new boy has just enrolled at school and the teacher remarked on his unusual name, Aday.

I've never heard that name before, she said
My father thought of it, said the boy.
I was the 10th kid in our family, and when I was born, Dad said: 'For cryin' our loud, let's call it a day!'

R. Kelly has made a song denying any s**... misconduct charges that lasts 19 minutes.

Which is unusual because he usually insists on 18 or under.

Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character"

Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"
Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."

They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird

"Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."
"Well what's unusual about that?"
"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."

A cannibal had an unusual hobby.

He would save the extremities of bodies and use them to form works of art. The others began questioning him. "What's up with all these pictures made out of fingers and toes?" they asked. He responded, "Oh, I just really like working with digital media."

A man went to the doctor

He said: sir can you please help me, I can't stop singing What's New p**...! What do I do?
The doctor replied: that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome
The man asked: Is it common?
The doctor responded: Well, it's not unusual.

Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport

Brutus: Which is our boarding gate Caesar?
Caesar: A-2 Brutus
Brutus: And what time is the flight Caesar?
Caesar: 8:02 Brutus
Brutus: By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?
Caesar: Ate two Brutus
Brutus: This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?
Caesar: A2 Brutus
Brutus (Thinking to himself): This man is really getting on my nerves. One of these days I'm going to have to kill him

A man goes to the doctor....

He says, "I don't know what's happening: I've grown a hairy chest, sideburns and I'm started talking in a Welsh accent.
"Ah", said the doctor, "I think you have Tom Jones sydrome".
"I've never heard of that", says the man, "is it very common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."

Doctor, I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home. He says That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. Is it common? I asked.

" It's not unusual", he replied.

My wife finds it strange that my toddler is a huge Tom Jones fan

"Well, it's not unusual" i told her

"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'What's New p**...'."


"Ah. That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

A cop was patrolling a neighborhood after receiving a call from dispatch about suspicious activity.

He stopped a man walking past and asked, "Seen anything unusual?"
"I saw a dolphin wearing a hat once," said the man.
"I meant around here," the cop said annoyed.
*"Nah man, they live in the water."*

The teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."

A woman was working at a l**... counter when a customer approached with a pair of frilly p**....

"I'd like to buy these," she said, "but only if you can embroider 'If you can read this, you're too close' on the back."
So the saleswoman took the p**... to the tailor in the backroom and described the rather unusual request.
The tailor said, "I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?"
Since the saleswoman didn't know, she went back around to the counter, and asked, "Do you want that in block letters or script?" And the customer replied with a smile, "Braille."

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave.....

discovers a single bat standing upright underneath on the floor of the cave.
Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What the heck are you doing down there?"
And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!"

So this woman had some heart troubles….

She went to see her doctor who prescribed testosterone.
About a month later she returns for a checkup. Doctor asks her how she's been. She says: "Fine, but I have some unexpected hairgrowth in unusual places."
Doc says: "really? Like where?"
She says: "at my b**..."…

Three kids ask their mom about their unusual names.

The first kid asks, Why am I named Kitchen Table? His mom says, Well sweetie, when you were born the car was out of gas and we couldn't get to the hospital, so you were born on the kitchen table.
The second kid asks, Why am I named Backseat? Her mom says, Well honey, when *you* were born, we got stuck in traffic on the way to the hospital, and you were born in the backseat of the car.
The third kid says, That's neat. But mom, why am I the only one with a normal name?
His mom just says, I wouldn't worry about it too much, John.

A guy was buying mangoes at a junction from a street vendor and while waiting for his change he saw an old woman and a little girl.

The little girl was walking a bit faster than the old woman which made the old woman shouting; " Degree wait for me". The guy was astonished after hearing such an unusual name. So to satisfy his curiosity he walked closer to the old woman and asked; "Mam, why do you call your granddaughter Degree?"
The old woman laughed and said; " I sent her mother to university for education and this is what she brought home."

A guy goes to the doctor

He says, You got to help me, Doc! I have the song, What's New,p**... stuck in my head. It just keeps going around and around. It's driving me CRAZY!
Doctor replies, Hmmm, that sound like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that serious??
Well, it's not unusual.

The teacher asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week." "Good grief!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?" "He must be," said Little Johnny.

"He stopped calling for help yesterday

Prince William is visiting Kelmscott, Western Australia

The local media can't help but notice the prince's unusual head wear. It's a Davy Crocket style hat made entirely from fox fur, complete with a tail. A reporter speaks up. "Welcome to Kelmscott Your Royal Highness. If you don't mind me asking, why have you chosen to wear that particular hat today"? The Prince responded "Well, I told Daddy over the telephone this morning that I was visiting a small town called Kelmscott and he immediately replied, Kelmscott? Wear the fox hat"

A guy goes to his doctor and says

"Doctor, I can't stop singing "What's up p**...?", can you help?"
Doctor says "Oh, that's simple. You've got Croonervirus"
"Oh, I hear there's a lot of that around at the moment"
"Yes, It's Not Unusual"

A snail brings his car into a garage

He requests a new paint job. The body guy asks what he wants, and the snail says, "Give me a handsome burgundy paint job with a special detail on it. Paint the letter S all over it in yellow gold."
The body tech thinks this is an unusual request, but hey, it's money. The snail returns later that week to pick up his car.
The technician says, "May I ask why you wanted S's all over your car?"
The snail says, "When I'm driving around town, everyone will say, 'Look at that S car go!"

Amazed

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it a**..., with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband."A penny for your thoughts," she said."It's amazing! " he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $146.50. "

Celebrity m**...

Dwayne Johnson was murdered in a hotel room he was staying at. Police were called as soon as the body was discovered, and they did some investigating.
An officer knocked on the door of someone living one floor down. He asked the man who answered if he heard anything unusual above him, but he didn't know what the officer was talking about.
He was living under The Rock all this time and had no idea what was going on.

A guy who is sick goes to the doctor

The doctor says you have what we call "Tom Jones disease."
The patient says "Oh my God! I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says "It's not unusual."

Ah, blondes.

Two blondes are driving through farm country. As they are chatting and enjoying the scenery, they notice something unusual and pull over to investigate.
There they see, in the middle of a wheat field, a blonde sitting in a boat rowing furiously but obviously not going anywhere.
After watching for a few minutes, the first blonde says this really p**...me off. Dumb blondes like that one give the rest of us a bad name!
The second blonde says I agree. And if I could swim, I'd go out there and kick her a**...!

An elderly woman is moving into a retirement home

As part of the admissions process she has a check-up by the resident doctor. The doctor asks, "So have you been having any problems?"
Woman: "Well, I have noticed something unusual. I have this hole in my chest between my b**...."
Doctor: "Hmm, let me have a quick look."
The woman lifts up her blouse.
The doctor bends over to take a closer look, and she says, "Oh you really have nothing to worry about. It's just your belly button."

Doctor: I am afraid you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome.

Patient: Is it common?
Doctor: It's not unusual.

Unusual joke, Doctor: I am afraid you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome.

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