Untweetable Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Untweetable puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Untweetable

Theres a new STD for birds..

It's called Chirpes.

And the worst part?

Its untweetable.

Have you heard the disease you get from kissing birds?

It's called Chirpes.

It's a canerial disease.

It's untweetable.

Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population?

It's called Chirpies.

What's most heartbreaking about it is that it's...

untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Today, I found out that I have Chirpies.

It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.

Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu?

Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable.

Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!!

It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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