Unsuspecting Jokes
14 unsuspecting jokes and hilarious unsuspecting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unsuspecting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Unsuspecting Short Jokes
Short unsuspecting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unsuspecting humour may include short unaware jokes also.
- Definition of a tree.... Something that spends 100 years growing so that it can jump out in front of unsuspecting women drivers
- What did one man say when he put french fries in a blender and dumped the resulting liquid onto an unsuspecting victim? SLURP-FRIES!
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Unsuspecting One Liners
Which unsuspecting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unsuspecting? I can suggest the ones about suspicious and innocent.
- A herd of elk charged an unsuspecting group of tourists They don't take cash
- 'Where in the World is Matt Lauer?' Locked away in his office with an unsuspecting woman.
Heartwarming Unsuspecting Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about unsuspecting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean naive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unsuspecting pranks.
Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench in Central Park. Suddenly, a man dressed in an overcoat appears from behind a tree. The man casually opens his coat and flashes the unsuspecting ladies.
Surprised, the first lady had a s**.... The second lady also had a s**.... The third lady, though, declined to touch it.
An elephant was drinking out of the river one day...
When he spotted a turtle lying fast asleep on a log.
The elephant walked over and kicked the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
A passing giraffe who happened to see this happen asked the elephant, "Why did you do that?"
The elephant replied, "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that bit my trunk 38 years ago."
The giraffe said, "Wow, what a memory you've got!"
"Yes," said the elephant, proudly. "Turtle recall."
Morgue m**... Caught
The infamous Morgue m**... was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.
It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.
Dropped a dad joke bomb on an unsuspecting game stop employee
In Game Stop yesterday with my teenaged son, the the cashier asked me if I was ok buying a game that was rated T for teen, I replied "Of course, he is Four Teen!"
Did you see that clown that was hiding from gay people?
(After or at a location with lots of people)
You: Did you guys see that clown that was hiding from gay people?
Unsuspecting friend: No.
Everyone else: Ha!
An elephant is drinking out of a river
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" Asks a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a n**... out of my trunk 47 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory." Says the giraffe.
"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."
So two whales are swimming along...
... when they spot a whaling ship. The first whale, in shock, says, "Hey! That's that ship that attacked our pod last year. We should sink it. We'll dive deep under the boat and blow bubbles up. The bubbles will capsize the boat and they'll sink!"
The second whale agrees and they begin their attack on the unsuspecting boat. The two whales take enormous breaths and dive deep under the boat. They blow all the air out their blowholes and the bubbles race toward the surface. When the two whales come up they see the boat is capsized and sinking and several sailors are in the water.
"Oh man!" says the first whale. "We got 'em. Look, they're all swimming in the water. Now we can eat them!"
The second whale, taken aback, then says, "Sorry man, I'll help with the b**..., but I won't s**... s**...."
Hey, will you settle an argument i'm having with my friend? He says he brushes his tongue when he's brushing his teeth...
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**you:** Yeah, so he says he brushes his tongue! do you do that?
**unsuspecting mark:** uh, yeah, i definitely do that, it's an important part of dental hygiene!
**you:** really? you brush your tongue? how do you even do that?
**unsuspecting mark:** like this! *